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Two Power Crazy Lunatics to Deal With (Chapter 91)

Later, in Arendelle...

Hans: So, should I test out my newly restored powers?

BDM: If you so desire.

Hans: -creates a perfect pyramid out of sand in the middle of the castle's ballroom-

BDM: It is wonderful, my Lord. (beardoesminecraft how does it feel to call Hans "My Lord?" :3)

Hans: It is simple. It does not begin to show a fraction of my potential. -smelts the sand into glass with his bare hands-

BDM: ... O-O (Thinking: I'm not sure this will end well)

Meanwhile...

Holly: -texts John- (Hey John, how's Hans doing?)

John: (Idk I haven't talked to him in a while... why?)

Holly: (um, no reason.)

John: (Come to think of it, I haven't seen him around for almost a week.)

Holly: (I should probably go check on them.)

John: (Good idea)

Holly: (I'll do that then. Bye!)

John: (ttyl)

Holly: I gotta go check on my friends in Arendelle!

Meanwhile...

Kristoff: Okay, we're here. What now?

Anna: We're going to have to confront Elsa and fix her.

Jack: I'll go talk to her. I might be able to get her evil side to disappear for a while, if I'm lucky.

Olaf: I'll go too. You don't wanna confront Edith without your conscience.

Jack: Here it goes. -gulps and opens the doors- Elsa? I mean, Edith?

Olaf: Edith?!

Edith: -walks down the staircase- Who are you, and what are you doing here?

Jack: Edith, it's me, Jack. Elsa's boyfriend.

Edith: I don't want to see you. You abandoned me in my time of need.

Jack: Okay, I know this isn't you and someone else planted lies in your head, because I would never abandon you.

Edith: YOU LIE! -pushes Jack over with a blast of wind-

Jack: -hits head and gets knocked out-

Olaf: JACK!

Edith: QUIET SNOWMAN! -turns Olaf back into a pile of snowballs, two sticks, and a carrot-

Outside...

Anna: They've been in there for a while. We should go in and check on them.

Kristoff: Your sister isn't at her best right now. It could be dangerous!

Anna: What else have we done that's been dangerous, and we lived.

AK: -mutters under her breath- By the skins of our teeths.

Kristoff: Point taken.

AK: Hey! I'm writing this story, so most likely we won't all die, unless I'm in a Really Bad Death- To- Universe Mood, but then it would be a two parter. So we're almost 100% guaranteed to not die. We may get seriously physically, mentally, and emotionally harmed, but there is a greater chance of Hans being a genius than us dying.

Augustus Waters: -pops out of nowhere- But we're all going to die sometime or another!

AK: -.- Then if I happen to die, just randomly, someone else can keep writing this story and my character will live forever.

Augustus: But what if we all die?

AK: Then we'll all be capital S Somewhere and I'll finish writing this Gosh Darn book there.

Augustus: It's a metaphor. -puts a cigarette between his teeth and disappears-

Anna: Is he always that...

AK: Cryptic and philosophic? Yes.

Kristoff: Anyway, fight or flight, remember?

Anna: Yeah. Let's go in. -they go inside and see Jack lying unconscious, a pile of snow, and a very ticked off Edith- ELSA! I knew we'd find you! It's me, Anna! You're sister!

Edith: Anna. My sister.

Anna: Yes! That's me !

Edith: You're the one who ruined my life! You made me play with you that night thirteen years ago, and then I got in trouble, and then you and Mother and Papa locked me in a bedroom for years thinking I had done something wrong, but all along, it was you! And your constant singing and knocking only reminded me of my loneliness and being trapped inside!

Anna: -tears up- Elsa, wherever did you get that idea?

AK: -whispers to Kristoff- Spell of Shattered Sight?

Kristoff: No. That doesn't cause an identity shift like this.

AK: That spell that the VL used to make me evil for a few chapters?

Kristoff: Her eyes aren't green.

AK: Since when are you Mr. Smarty Pants?

Kristoff: I can read too, ya know!

AK: Alright. So, Mr. Know It All, what is this then?

Kristoff: Some great evil tried to possess her body, and her soul rebelled by trying to keep it out, but in order to fight off the evil, it had to fight fire with fire, so to speak. Her soul pulled out the darkest part of her to fight out the other dark thing, thus protecting her from the great evil, but as a side effect, leaving her as a great evil.

AK: If I were Hans, you would've lost me, but I'm not, so you didn't.

Edith: Look, I don't care who you are or what you want, but GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! -icicles shoot up in the walls as Edith stomps her foot-

Anna: I'm not leaving without you Elsa!

Edith: Then you're staying here! -turns Anna into an ice sculpture-

Kristoff/ AK: -GASP-

AK: LETS GET OUT OF HERE!

Kristoff: RUN! -they run, dodging icicles and shots from Edith, and don't stop until they're a mile from the Ice Palace-

AK: So, that didn't work at all. And your girlfriend is a popsicle, Olaf is a snowdrift, and Jack is as useful as a pile of bones and epithelial tissues.

Meanwhile...

Hans: So, how do I conquer the Multiverse? -turns a cup of water into a cup of lava and then back-

BDM: First, we must find magic to power our Megablaster.

Hans: Since when do we have this... Megablaster you speak of?

BDM: I invented it, my Lord.

Hans: Fair enough. And where do we find the magic?

BDM: The North Mountain.

Hans: How much longer must I reside in this less than preferable form and drain it's life energy?

BDM: Patience. Your powers have already grown exponentially while in the Chosen One's body. The longer you absorb his energy, the more your powers will increase, and the closer you are to your full form as King of the Multiverse!

Hans: King Herobrine... I like the sound of that. So, let us go to the North Mountain.

BDM: I can teleport us there.

Hans: No. We will travel in style! -he grabs BDM's arm and pulls him off the ground-

BDM: But I thought you couldn't fly, only glide!

Hans: I didn't either. The Chosen One has given me the necessary energy to!

Meanwhile...

Holly: -whistles and walks through the streets of Arendelle- Gosh, I wonder where all this... winter came from. I guess they had a bad storm or something. -looks up to see Hans and BDM flying out of the castle- What the...?