Official Questions and Answers Day! (Chapter 25)

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AK: Today's the day! It's finally time to celebrate Official Questions and Answers day! (OQA day) And, we have enough to celebrate with truth or dare!

I have all the requests organized!

Hans: Can I read some?

AK: No.

Hans: Do some involve hurting me?

AK: Yes.

Hans: O_O

Anna: Yay! I can't wait to know what they say!

AK : First question from TwilightSky11. She left many questions. :) Anyway, "Can I meet Hans?

Hans: Sure!

AK: Okay... -she goes through the portal to TwilightSky11's house and brings her back to Arendelle-

Twilight: Ohmigosh! I'm in Arendelle!

AK: -they enter the parlor- And here's Hans...

Twilight: Ohmigosh! Hans! -she runs up and hug/ tackles him- Wait, why am I hugging you? You're a Minecraft noob! -she pulls back and dusts herself off- Okay, here's my next question!

Hans: I have a question!

Twilight: Don't you dare ask me on a date you creeper! -she punches him-

Hans: ... :(

Twilight: Okay, next question... Anna, Elsa, what's your favorite kind of chocolate!

Anna: EVERY KIND!!!!!

Elsa : Probably cordial cherries!

Twilight: Olaf, do you like pickles? And have you met Tyler the happy snowman?

Olaf: I've never tried pickles, and who is Tyler?

AK: Go read "Ask Anna" and "Ask Elsa," Olaf. And here's a pickle... try it!

Olaf: Okay... -tries it- BLEAH!!! -tries to wipe off his tongue- I'd rather eat carrots!

All but Olaf: O_O -take a step back-

Kristoff: Anyway, continue, Twilight!

Twilight: Well, that's all for me. Bye for now! -she leaves-

Hans: I didn't even get her number...

AK: Don't worry, Hans. If we get 20 votes for this chapter, I'll invite Twilight back over, that is, of course, if she's alright with it.

Hans: Yay! :D

AK: Anyway, we have 2 questions from my school friend. "Anna, how do you feel that you kissed Kristoff and he swapped spit with a reindeer?"

Anna: I guess I never thought about that... don't worry, Kristoff! I love you anyway, spit or no spit involved! -they kiss-

AK: Anyway, next question, "Anna, how do you feel that you did a whole dance number with Hans and touched the creep closely multiple times?"

Anna: Like I want to take a million showers and do this -she punches him- again! -Hans rubs his chin-

AK: Moving on to the dares! beardoesminecraft (BDM) dares Elsa to slap Jack Frost!

Elsa: WHAT?!?!?!

Jack: -randomly flies in the window- I heard my name. What's going on?

Elsa: Jack, I'm really, really sorry about this... -she slaps him-

Jack: Hey! What was that for?

Elsa: Dare.

Jack: Oh.

AK: Next one... Kim says that she still thinks Hans is a creep...

Hans: O_O

AK: ...and she dares Elsa and Jack to kiss!

Jack/ Elsa: WHAT?!?!?! O_O

Bunny: -comes out of random hole- This is gonna be good! -they kiss as quickly as possible to get it over with-

AK: Now, you guardians can go... -the guardians leave- and, BDM dares Elsa to kiss Hans!

Elsa: Why does everyone want me to kiss everyone?

Hans: This will be awkward. -Elsa kisses Hans quickly and runs to brush her teeth-

Hans: I do have that affect on women!

AK: Well, while Elsa's gone, There are some dares for Hans!

Hans: Yippee!

Hans: Okay, first, Kim dares Anna to practice karate on Hans!

Anna: Yay! -randomly puts on a black belt-

Kristoff: When did you learn karate?

Anna: What do you think I did for 13 years while Elsa shut me out?

Kristoff: O_O

Anna: Let's begin! -While Anna uses Hans as a punching bag, Kristoff and AK cover Olaf's "virgin" eyes from seeing something so violent. When she's done in 30 seconds, Hans is unconscious-

Anna: I move like the cheetah and sting like the bee! -AK dumps water on Hans's head and he wakes up-

Hans: What's next?

AK: Starpony999 dares Hans to eat a sandwich!

Hans: -gasp- No!

All but Hans: Yes! -Olaf makes him a sandwich like he imagined towards the end of "In Summer" and gives it to him-

Hans: Let's get this over with... -he chokes it down and gags and coughs- Blech! Now I need to wash that taste out of my mouth! -he runs to brush his teeth-

Five minutes later...

AK: -Elsa and Hans are back- Now, Starpony999 also dares Hans to dress up like a girl!

Hans: What? -Olaf holds up a pink frilly fairy princess dress complete with a tiara, wings, and a glow wand-

Hans: How, do I get into these things?

Olaf: Because no one likes you and they like to laugh at you being humiliated!

Hans: ... -goes and dresses up- Happy now?

Elsa: No. We also need you to go out onto the balcony and shout "I am a fairy princess!" to the whole city!

Hans: -sighs- :( -walks to balcony, and everyone in the village points and laughs- I am a fairy princess! -he goes back inside- My reputation is officially over!

Kristoff: What reputation? World's biggest jerk?

AK: World's biggest Minecraft noob?

Anna: World's most gullible person?

Hans: gullible... I can't ever say it slowly enough to make it sound like orange!

(AN: Well, that wraps up OQA day, but remember, loyal readers, don't ever be afraid to request dares and ask questions! I value all of your opinions! Bye for now! Ask all the questions and dares you want, whenever you want! We'll just "officially" celebrate QA day on September 21 and 22!)

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