AK: So what are we doing today?
Kristoff: I dunno.
Anna: We can call some friends!
Elsa: Good idea! We can go find Jack somewhere!
Hans: Jack and Elsa, sittin in a tree! K I S S... -AK elbows his gut- Urgh!
AK: ¡Cierra la boca!
Hans: What?
AK: Shut your mouth en español.
Hans: -___-
Olaf: So we're visiting the Guardians?
Kristoff: Sounds like a good plan.
Hans: Or, you all can watch me do this!
Elsa: Oh brother, here he goes...
Hans: I've been wanting to practice my stand up comedy routine!
A few minutes later, at the castle stage (an unused table set up like a stage with sheet "curtains" and mismatched chairs circling it)....
Hans: Oh hello there everyone! It's so nice to be here in... where am I again?
AK: -face palm-
Hans: Oh, right! Arendelle! So great to be in Arendelle!
Kristoff: When's this over?
Hans: So those sea monsters, yeah. Do you know what they eat?
Elsa: What? -bored-
Hans: Fish and ships! -ba dum crash! Olaf's doing sound effects-
Anna: Wow, you "really" thought these through! -sarcastic-
Hans: Well, dear princess, why was six afraid of seven?
Kristoff: Because seven "eight" nine.
AK: I have one. What smells rotten and puts people to sleep?
Hans: ...Noxious gas?
AK: Your act!
All but Hans: HA HA HA!
Elsa: That was actually funny!
Hans: Beat this! Knock knock!
Kristoff: Who's there?
Hans: Orange.
Kristoff: Orange who?
Hans: Orange you glad it's me? -ba dum crash!-
Elsa: What's freezing cold and clueless?
Hans: Uh... -Elsa throws a snowball at Hans's face-
Elsa: Your face! -ba dum crash-
Hans: Hey snowman! You're my sound guy. Who's side are you on?!
Olaf: My side!
AK: -Darth Vader voice- Come to the Dark Side... -cheery voice- we have cookies!
Hans: So there was a baker, a teacher, and a doctor out at lunch...
An hour later...
Hans: ...And then he said, "I like trains!"
Anna: -snore-
AK: Point proven.
Elsa: It took you an hour to get to the punchline?
Kristoff: It didn't even make sense.
Olaf: I have a joke! What's the difference between Hans and a bucket of rocks?
Anna: -wakes up- Who is it? I'm awake!
Elsa: It's okay, Anna, go back to sleep.
Hans: What?
Olaf: One's gullible, dumb, and doesn't move fast... and the other is a bucket of rocks!
Hans: -______-
AK: BA HA HA HA!!!!
(AN: Yeah... I'm bored. If anyone knows any more stupid corny jokes, leave them in a comment!)
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