Random Frozen Story

Vegetables (Chapter 30)

Elsa: Who named this chapter again?

AK: ...

Elsa: Anyway, we have a question from TwilightSky11! "Anna, how can you eat so much chocolate and not get fat?

Anna: Mmph! -she had just finished stuffing chocolate in her mouth-

Kristoff: Twilight, if you're reading this, TAKE IT BACK!

AK: She was just asking!

Anna: Do you think I have an obsession with chocolate?

Elsa: Well, sorta... but you have a high metabolism!

Hans: -playing Minecraft- Look! I made some wooden pickaxes! Let's try to mine these diamonds!

One minute later...

Hans: Aww! It broke! -he tries twenty more times and doesn't make a dent in the diamond ore-

AK: Anyway... we have lots of things to do today! First, if it's okay with you all, I'd like to invite Flutter to visit whenever she wants!

Elsa: Of course that's fine!

AK: Alright! -Flutter arrives-

Flutter: Hey guys!

Olaf: What's up?

Flutter: The ceiling.

Hans: Oh! Hey Flutter... wanna help me mine diamonds?

Flutter: Oh no, not you again!

AK: Calm down, Flutter!

Meanwhile...

BDM: -sitting in his bedroom- I need to figure out a plot to separate Jack and Elsa! AK texted me last night that they got back together... OMG, I've got it! It's the perfect plan! BWA HA HA HA HA HA... -coughs- Ugh. Allergies!

Meanwhile...

AK: Okay everyone, Kim dares Hans to take up sky diving!

Hans: I'M A FAILURE! -smacks his head down on the computer desk-

Olaf: What's wrong with him?

Anna: He can't figure out how to mine the diamonds.

Olaf: Why does he want diamonds?

Elsa: He wants to make a gift for his sheep friends.

Flutter: Anyway, Hans, are you up to the task?

Hans: What? Yeah, sure.

Meanwhile...

North: I'm beginning to think we should intervene. -Jack's been flying around the workshop singing "Love is an Open Door"-

Bunny: Uhh... yeah.

Jack: Love is an open do- oo - or!

Later...

Hans: What did I get myself into? -they are on top of the North Mountain, and he has a parachute. Elsa has built a huge diving board for him to jump off of- Did I mention I'm scared of heights?!

AK: According to physics, the speed of the wind and gravity theory means you should open your parachute after 3.72 seconds to make it to the giant snow pillow we have set up at the foot of the mountain. Hopefully... I never actually learned physics... I just googled it...

Flutter: Okay Hans, on three! One...

Hans: I wanna go home!

Anna: I can't wait! -she shares popcorn with Olaf-