BDM: I gotta figure out a flawless way to separate Jelsa! Hmm... idea!!! MWA HA HA HA -coughs-
Meanwhile...
Elsa: Good one, Jack. You have a formal document, so I can't get mad at you for the fake proposal. Let's go out for lunch. See you guys later! -her and Jack leave. The document said that Elsa could get mad at anyone but Jack, so the gang and the Guardians are frozen to the walls of the parlor-
AK: Shoot. Does anyone have any ideas?
All: No.
Olaf: Can someone help me? -his body's running around on the floor, and his head's on Anna's shoulder-
Star: Well, Olaf, we'rekinda frozen right now except for our heads...
Anna: -shouting- Elsa! This isn't funny!
Elsa: -from the hallway- Yes it is!
AK: Hey Olaf's body, can you get my phone and send anyone we know a text for help? -his body runs off-
Hans: What's your plan?
AK: I dunno, but I'm sure either Kim or Twilight can figure something out!
Meanwhile...
Jack: This is a good restaurant!
Elsa: I know! I love the buffet! -BDM appears with a fake beard, sunglasses, and a sombrero-
BDM: -with a British accent- Cheerio mates! You've been randomly selected to win a cruise to Florida!
Elsa: Wait, what?
BDM: Just follow me to my office to sign some papers!
Jack: Sounds fun! -he and Elsa follow BDM to his "office" which is really a storage room for coffee. When the couple enter the closet, BDM shuts the door, turns off the light and knocks out Jack and Elsa with a frying pan-
Meanwhile...
Kim: How do you all get yourselves into these situations? -her and Twilight have space heaters and hair dryers to melt their friends-
Three hours later...
Twilight: There! All melted!
Anna: I just feel like something's wrong... -AK gets a text-
AK: Not again! No, no, no! -she shows the message to Kristoff-
Kristoff: Uh oh. BDM has Elsa and Jack, and he says he has a new secret hideout!
Anna: Oh no! We need to save them! But how?
Tooth: Ooh! I have a GPS on Jack's phone!
Flutter: -sarcastic- That's not stalkerish! Not at all!
Tooth: Looks like they're in a barn near someplace called Wandering Oaken's Trading Post and Sauna!
Kristoff/ Anna: Oh no.
Olaf: What's wrong?
Kristoff: Oaken doesn't like me.
Anna: Last time he literally threw Kristoff out! But if he hadn't, I would have never met my true love! -they kiss-
Star: Aww!
Hans: Mushy!
Olaf: Anyway, we need to save our friends!
Meanwhile...
BDM: So guys, now we begin?
Elsa: With what?
Jack: What's your latest plot?
BDM: -uncovers a malicious looking machine- Do you know what this does?
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Random Frozen Story
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