Cupid: This won't end well! Anyone cut by those arrows in the wrong way, in this case, without me using them...
BDM: -choking- Get... her... off of me! -Anna's hugging BDM so hard he's suffocating-
Meanwhile...
AK: These'll fix the problem! -she waves the arrows around and falls through a vent- AAH! -she lands on top of Jack, and they fall in a pile- Uh oh.
Jack: AK! I've found you!
AK: GAH! -she accidentally cuts Jack with the arrow-
Jack: What the...? -he seemingly snaps out of the love spell- AK?
AK: -climbing off Jack- Sorry...
Jack: It's okay... So do you know where Elsa is?
Meanwhile...
Cupid: Anyone cut by those arrows will immediately want to fight with whoever they're actually in love with if the arrows are used incorrectly. -AK bursts into the room with an arrow cannon-
AK: I'm here to save you all!
Cupid: What the...?
AK: I JUST FRICKIN INVENTED AN ARROW CANNON! -she randomly shoots everyone else-
Anna: BDM? Why am I hugging you?
BDM: Thank goodness!
Jack: Elsa?
Elsa: Jack?
Jack: YOU!
Elsa: YOU! -they get into a snow battle-
Star: Oh snap... -all the "couples" are fighting except for those who don't have partners-
Bunny: This is amusing.
AK: GET AWAY FROM ME! -Hans is chasing her with the ice sword-
Hans: GET BACK HERE AK!!!
AK: AAH! -she disappears in a portal and reappears hanging on the chandelier- Can't touch this!
North: I love that song!
Anna: I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! -she throws the plant at Kristoff-
Kristoff: STAY AWAY FROM ME!
Anna: FINE!
Kristoff: FINE!
Olaf: WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING?!
Tooth: BECAUSE WE FEEL LIKE IT!
Olaf: OKAY! SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN!
Elsa: Is that all you've got?! Lame. -she dodges a pathetically aimed snowball-
Jack : Not even close to what I've got! -he dumps a pile of snow on Elsa-
Twilight: Anyone else think this is getting old?
Anyone without a partner: Yeah.
AK: Heeeeeeeeeelp. meeeeeeeeee.
Hans: Come on down and plaaaaaay!
AK: No thanks!
Hans: C'mon friend! -he says "friend" in a sick twisted way-
Flutter: Cupid, can you fix this yet?!
Cupid: I can fix it anytime I want to; I'm awaiting BDM's command.
Kim: What do you want, BDM?
BDM: Not much. I just want you all to get down on your knees and beg, "Please help us BDM! You're the bestest, handsomest, awesomest person ever!" And I want all of your chocolate!
AK: NEVER!
BDM: Suit yourself! -Hans starts to hit the bottom of the chandelier with his sword, making it swing and making AK lose her balance and fall on top of him-
AK: Hi...
Hans: Get off of me! -she jumps off, and he starts chasing her-
Star: Someone do something!
AK: Fine. You win. EVERYBODY DOWN!
Everyone not fighting: -get down on their knees- "Please help us, BDM. You're the bestest, handsomest, awesomest person ever."
BDM: I can't hear you!
Everyone not fighting: -groan- "YOU'RE THE BESTEST, HANDSOMEST, AWESOMEST PERSON EVER!"
BDM: Aww, shucks! You don't have to butter me up like that! Although it is true... Now the chocolate! -they hand over Anna's secret chocolate stash-
Bunny: Happy now that my dignity is lost forever?!
BDM: Very happy! Go on, Cupid.
Cupid: I just need to sing the counter spell now. BABY BABY BABY...
Twilight: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
AK: NOT THAT SONG!
Cupid: Do you want my help or not?!
Star: -pulling out earplugs- Fine. Proceed.
Cupid: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOH OOOOOH!
Ten minutes later...
Cupid: There, it's over! They should be back to normal at any second now...
Tooth: Good! You're finished!
AK: I would have gone crazy if you repeated the coda another time!
Anna: FINE!... -snaps out of it- Wait what? Why am I shouting? Oh well. Hey there Kristoff! -they hug-
Jack: Is that the best you can do? -he's about to counter Elsa's hailstorm when they snap out of it- What the...?
Elsa: Wait... -she makes the hail disappear- I'm confused.
Cupid: Well if that is all, then I'll be going! -he disappears in a cloud of pink flower scented smoke, leaving behind a business card-
Olaf: -reading from the business card- "Cupid Livingston: Your one stop guy for all your emotional service needs! Specializes in desire, passion, and most of all, L- O- V- E! Call 555- 4572!"
Elsa: Give me that. I'm locking it up in my secret vault so no one can contact that psychopath ever again!
(AN: Hey guys! Just some notes here! First, I'm writing a Percy Jackson/ The Heroes of Olympus Facebook fanfiction story! It's called "The Heroes of Olympus: Back in Action!" I know there's a warning for spoilers if you didn't read all the books, but the spoilers are just inside jokes, and if there's a major spoiler in a chapter, I'll let you know at the beginning of the chapter! Also, a shout out to StarPony999 for always listening and coming up with good advice and solutions to problems! If you want, read "Ask Elsa" by Twilight and "Elementalville" by Star! I have guest appearances in both of them!)
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