Random Frozen Story

Finding AK (Chapter 36)

BDM: It's chapter 36! I should be able to fix the machine by the end of the chapter!

Anna: Well, if you haven't noticed, we have a bigger problem right now!

Snowman: RAAAAAAAWR!!!

Elsa: How do we stop it? We don't have magic anymore!

Meanwhile...

AK: -watching the webcam- Good job, my loyal minions! That was just my warning! Next, we will storm the kingdom! MWA HA HA A HA!! -she changes her jeans and t- shirt into a dastardly purple dress and cape, and a wicked purple ice tiara-

Meanwhile...

Star: What do we do?

Kristoff: Follow me! I know of a secret exit that doesn't use any outside doors! We'll have to dig through this ice first...

North: Can't we just use the portal?

Flutter: It's out of service because half of the doors and hallways froze the last time we went through with AK. It has a 48 hour reboot period.

Kristoff: Exactly! What she said! Now start breaking the ice! - he finds some extra picks for everyone-

Meanwhile...

Elsa: Hans, you got past Marshmallow before! How do we defeat this one?

Hans: I just cut his legs off. But this time I don't have a sword!

Jack: We can use my staff. It's no use to me because I don't have the ice magic.

Anna: Oh, so that's why AK can't fly. She doesn't have your staff thingy.

Snowman: RAAAAAAAWRRR!!!

Twilight: Eep! Someone do something now! -Jack runs outside and whacks the monster with his staff but it doesn't do anything-

Snowman: RAWR! -he grows spikes-

Olaf: Now you made him mad!

Hans: Ooh! I have an idea!

Kim: What?

Hans: We can find a creeper to blow it up! -Twilight face palms-

Twilight: YOU MINECRAFT NOOB!

Anna: Calm your face, Twilight!

Elsa: Uh... I might have an idea!

Jack: What?

Elsa: BDM, do you have anything electric?

BDM: Uh, some batteries and wire...

Elsa: Okay! -she takes the battery and wires and plugs the battery into the monster's leg. The snow short circuits the wires causing a spark. They throw hay at the spark to make fire and the snowman melts-

Olaf: Go Elsa! Wait, don't do that to me!

Anna: Never in 1000 years, little buddy! -she hugs Olaf-

Meanwhile...

Kristoff: And we're out! -they exit the secret tunnel into an establishment called "The Snuggly Duckling." The thugs all point random weapons at Kristoff's nose-

Star: I may not be an expert on secret passages, but I don't think this is the right place.

Kristoff: Um... hi?

North: We come in peace!

Thug: Who are you?

Bunny: We are... nobody! -he opens up a hole and they end up back at point A, in the castle-

Kristoff: Shoot. Well, let's try again!

A few hours later...

Anna: Elsa, your palace still looks beautiful. But what's that next to it? -she points to AK's fortress-

Elsa: I don't know, Anna, but I hope BDM fixes that machine soon. -Hans runs up and knocks on the fortress door-

Hans: Hello?! Anyone home?! Hey, where are all the guards and weapons and stuff? -on cue, ten monsters pop out of the snow, and icicle arrows shoot out of the walls-

Twilight: YOU HAD TO ASK!!!

Jack: Uh oh. How do we make fire now?

Kim: Hmm... Aha! -pulls out a small, battery operated doohickey from her purse, and Elsa rewires it to make a spark, and Kim gives her an old magazine to tear up for fire fuel-

Elsa: Counter attack!

Thirty minutes later...

Anna: We did it! -there are puddles where the monsters were, and the puddles freeze over quickly-

Hans: Let's get inside! -they break the lock on the door with a rock, run inside the fortress, and encounter AK-

AK: Oh, so you finally found me! And what is a poor defeated girl to do?

Olaf: Ooh! Ooh! You could...

AK: Quiet! -she freezes Olaf in a solid block of ice- I could do something like this! -she cackles, and starts to shoot ice, and they all use dodge ball battle tactics-

Hans: AK, what happened to you?

AK: You happened. I guess I should thank you for giving me my power, but it'd be more fun to kill you!

Elsa: The magic! It's frozen her heart. That's why she's evil!

AK: Ha! You think you can stop me? ME?! -she cackles- Alright, I'm done messing around. It's time we play! -she starts to make more ice and also throws snow and starts to incapacitate people: Jack gets blocked into a corner by ice walls, Anna and Kim get bound by ice chains, Elsa and Twilight get caught in a cage, Olaf's obviously frozen, and only Hans is left- So, Prince Worthless. It's your turn!

Hans: No!

Elsa: Somehow, we need to melt her heart! But AK doesn't have any true loves.

Anna: Shoot!

AK: What's wrong? You don't want to play with me? -she puts her hands together and prepares for attack- Cone on, pretty boy! Let's play ball! -she raises her hands and hundred of hail stones/ balls appear in the air-

Hans: Uh oh...

Meanwhile...

Kristoff: So this is the right exit... hopefully... -he opens up the door to the secret passage and they're outside the castle, somewhere in the woods-

Bunny: So we're here... -suddenly, a pack of wolves emerges from the shadows-

Star: I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing this is bad?

Wolves: -growl and snarl-

To be continued...

Anna: -appears out of nowhere- Hey! BDM said that he would fix things by this chapter!

BDM: I did...

Anna: Then what happened?

BDM: I don't know! Let me check my calculations for error... Aha! Right here at step 121. I forgot to carry the one.

Anna: So what does that mean?

BDM: It's gonna be a few more chapters until the machine is fixed.

Anna: Oh snap!

(AN: Hey guys! I know it sound crazy, but I need all of your help to devise a plot for the characters to defeat me! I'm just so awesome that even I don't know how to defeat me! Ha... ;) Ideas relating to Elsa's idea would be best! Together, you all must unite to defeat the Great and Powerful AK!!!)