Anna: -stealthily walks toward the dungeon-
Kristoff: -glances up- HANS!
Anna: Shh! I'm breaking you out! -tries to pick the lock- Does anyone have a hairpin or paper clip? Oh never mind, here! -pulls a hairpin out of her wig-
Oaken: Pfft! He styles his hair all nice and pretty, ya?
Kristoff: Something's not right here.
Anna: -picks the lock- You're free! Come on, we gotta go, quick!
Kristoff: Are you the real Hans?
Anna: Um, for the sake of argument, yeah.
Kristoff: -thinking its a trap- So, Hans, if you don't want your Minecraft house to blow up, what do you build it from?
Anna: Obsidian...?
Kristoff: -pins the fake Hans to the wall- The real Hans is a noob and would have said acacia planks. WHO ARE YOU?
Anna: -kisses Kristoff-
Oaken: Ooh! I didn't know they were...
Max: GAH! -falls backwards-
Anna: -looks Kristoff in the eye- It's me, silly!
Kristoff: Oh. -turns toward Oaken- That looked wrong, didn't it.
Oaken: Ya!
Kristoff: Well, this is actually my girlfriend.
Max: Anna, why are you dressed up as that loser?
Anna: It's a long story. Here, put these on! -she hands them hats and capes that look like Jafar's swordsmen- Let's go! -they walk back to the main room- Just don't say one single word!
Hans: Ah, I see you've found my minions. They escaped my sight for one moment, and the pea-brained brutes got all lost.
Cruella: Oh.... kay?
Meanwhile...
Elsa: -enters the Throne Room- Alright, let's find this book. -casually notices that there is a shelf with like fifty identical Fairy Tale books- OH COME ON! -smacks head on the bookshelf-
Ten minutes later...
Anna: (Thinking: Elsa should have been back by now.) -whispers to the guys- Will someone go check on Elsa?
Max: Okay.
Olaf: So, I, uh, have another idea for our world domination!
Maleficent: What is it?
Olaf: We destroy the Internet!
All: -GASP- WHAT? NO!!!!!
Cruella: That's too evil, even for us to do!
Ursula: I mean, how could humanity function without the internet?!
Queen: None of us would even exist without the internet.
Olaf: Hmm... point taken. However... -starts ranting about something or other-
Meanwhile...
Elsa: -sits in a pile of books- It's not this one. Or this one. Did I check this one yet? I can't remember! UGH!
Max: -stealthily walks in- Elsa, do you need any help with your search?
Elsa: YES!!!!!!! FROM THIS POINT FOWARD I'M NEVER BEING A LIBRARIAN! Oh, um... -clears throat- Yes, I would like some help.
Max: -picks a random book off the shelf- Here it is. -opens the fake book-
Elsa: How did you do that?
Max: Beginner's Luck...?
Elsa: -.- Fine. Let's get out of here!
Five minutes later...
Hans: Well, this has been an enjoyable party, but I must say, we need to be heading home.
Maleficent: -suspicious- ALL of you?
Elsa: Unfortunately, yes.
Olaf: I need to continue my search for Peter Pan.
Anna: And I need to, like, devise a new plot to take over Arendelle.
Queen: -insert suspicious look-
Cruella: Then you won't mind reciting the villain's oath before you leave?
Anna: Uh... Okay.
Queen: Let's hear it then. -they all look at Hans/ Jafar-
Hans: Uh... -clears throat and starts to sing- We're the Disney Villains and we're super evil and stuff, and we like to sing songs that are always stuck in people's heads, and we like cupcakes and... yeah.
Ursula: That's not the villain's oath!
Queen: -pulls the hook off Olaf-
Maleficent: LIARS! SPIES!
Our Heroes: ... -start running-
Kristoff: Oaken, take one for the team! -trips him-
Oaken: -gets caught by the villain's as everyone else successfully escapes-
Cruella: Talk!
Oaken: Hoo hoo! Big summer blowout! I have a sun ball of my own invention, ya?
Maleficent: Spill your secrets!
Oaken: ...It isn't really my own invention, ya. I found it on Pinterest.
Ursula: -face palm- Throw him back in the dungeon. He's useless.
Later, in the castle...
Elsa: -after they all run in the gates out of breath, she closes them and freezes the locks shut- Now no one is coming in.
Kristoff: Just in case, though, let's turn out the lights and pretend like we're not here.
Anna: Good idea!
Hans: Can you stop impersonating me now?
Anna: Fine. -she takes off the wig- I liked being you! I could've stirred up any kind of trouble that I wanted to without getting in trouble for it! You would though!
Hans: -.- Remind me never to trust you again, you framer.
Anna: ;)
Elsa: Alright, enough dilly dallying! We need to wake up AK! -they all stare at Max-
Max: Uh... -uncomfortably shifts around- Okay...
Olaf: (Thinking: He's not being honest! I must investigate!)
A few moments later...
Anna: Here's AK's room. She's in there, on the bed. Just, you know, kiss her to wake her up!
Max: Uh... Sure! This will all work out! -tries to smile-
Olaf: -looks at him suspiciously-
Max: -walks in and closes the door-
Elsa: So romantic!
Hans: I'm glad we'll have AK back with us soon! I miss hearing her laugh!
Olaf: -silently sneaks in the room without anyone knowing-
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Random Frozen Story
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