Bunny: What's wrong with Ice Boy? -Jack's flying around and singing and quoting Shakespeare love sonnets-
North: I think he's like this because Elsa's his date to the Christmas Formal.
Tooth: That's a good theory!
Jack: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day...
Bunny: Give me some earplugs for until he's done.
Sandy: -creates ear plugs for Bunny-
Bunny: Thanks, mate. -puts them in-
Meanwhile...
John: -finishes a strange looking machine that resembles a clock radio- It's almost done, it just needs some fuel source... KETCHUP!
Hans: I've got this! -pours an entire bottle of ketchup into the machine- There, it's ready!
John: Do the honors, bro!
Hans: -presses a button- (the machine will cause people to switch bodies. John's switching with Jack-
Meanwhile...
Jack: To be, or not to... -the switch takes place- What the? Wait.... IT WORKED! HUZZAH!!!
North: Uh... are you okay?
Jack: I'm, uh, -clears his throat- Im fine.
North: Okay... I'm gonna go read letters.
Jack: I'm going to visit Elsa! -flies away-
Bunny: GOOD!!! HE'S GONE!!!
Meanwhile...
BDM: -finishes up his costume- There! It's perfect! You can open your eyes now, Olaf! I'm done!
Olaf: Hi Kristoff. How'd you get here?
BDM: It's flawless!!!
Olaf: Where'd BDM go?
BDM: You're looking at him.
Olaf: KRISTOFF?! YOU ATE BDM?!
BDM: No, I'm BDM. I just look like Kristoff's identical twin!
Olaf: Oh...well why didn't you just say so in the first place?!
BDM: -face palm- Now for phase two! Olaf, find the real Kristoff and lead him back here!
Olaf: Okay! -runs off and finds Kristoff- Hey Kristoff!
Kristoff: Oh, hey Olaf! What's up?
Olaf: I have to tell you a secret! Follow me!
Kristoff: Okay.... -he follows Olaf to where BDM is. BDM smacks Kristoff over the head with a candelabra, and ties him up, and stuffs him in the closet, and locks the door-
BDM: That should hold him for a while! (From now on, BDM will be "Fake Kristoff") -he walks out the door, where Anna's standing-
Fake Kristoff: Oh! Hi... Anna...
Anna: I heard something fall. Are you alright?
Fake Kristoff: I'm fine. I just dropped an... uh... -mumbles something unintelligible-
Anna: Oh... okay... Wanna go for a picnic?
Fake Kristoff: Sounds great! Let's go!
Meanwhile...
Hans: Hello Jack.
John (Jack): How'd I get in this computer geek's body?
Hans: Number 24. I'm going to tie you up and lock you in a closet now.
John: •______• -Hans ties up Jack (in John's body) and locks him in a closet similar to the one that Kristoff's in-
Hans: I'll let you out somewhere around NEVER! MWA HA HA HA HA! And now, it's time for my plan to take effect!
Later, in the parlor....
AK: Well, Elsa, are you up for another round of Trivia Crack?
Elsa: Sure. We have nothing better to do. Everyone else is off somewhere, doing something without us.
Max: Okay. I guess I'll be on AK's team again.
Olaf: And I'll be with Elsa. Again.
Meanwhile...
Hans: Time for phase one! -pulls out a clipboard-
Phase 1: Distract everyone so I can get Max alone!
Phase 2: Kidnap Max and hide him somewhere
Phase 3: Make AK like me
Phase 4: Ask AK to the Formal
Phase 5: Live happily ever after!!! <3
Hans: It's flawless! Now I need only create a diversion... -John (in Jack's body) flies in the window-
Fake Jack: Hey Elsa!
Elsa: Jack! -she runs up and hugs him-
Fake Jack: :D :D :D
Everyone else: Hi Jack! -they all run toward him-
Max: ...Jack... Frost...?! -stares in disbelief-
Hans: Perfect Diversion! Here's my chance! -grabs Max and pulls him to a dark closet, and locks the door behind them-
Max: What the...? Dude, are you insane?!?!?
Hans: No, I'm not insane, just greatly passionate!
Max: O_O What are you gonna do to me?!
Hans: Nothing much, just lock you in here and not let anyone, especially AK, know you're here! It's the perfect crime!
Max: First thing's first, That is so stereotypical, doing it for the girl, second thing's second, where did this love triangle even come from, and third thing's third, you just made the number one worst villain's mistake.
Hans: What's that?
Max: You announced your plans to someone you think can't tell, but if they do manage to escape, even if they don't, they can still use it against you!
Hans: Are you some sort of comic superhero nerd to tell me that?
Max: As a matter of fact, it's true!
Hans: -____- Anyway, TIME TO GET MY GIRL BACK!!!! -ties Max to a chair and locks the door-
(AN: Three boys... Three closets... What could possibly happen?! :D)
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