Random Frozen Story

Last Part... Until The Next One! (Chapter 100)

(AN: Okay everyone, this is the last real chapter for this book! It's so sad to see it end... But, check my profile for the sequel, "Randomer Frozen Story", and my extra fun book, "Random Frozen One-Shots"!)

AK: -is hungover from the curse, stumbling down the hall, trying to find someone else- Gosh, I feel like I'm drunk! Well, at least after this, I know I'll never do drugs! -her hair's bed- messed-up- I gotta brush this after I find out what's up with everyone. Probably another great evil trying to take over the kingdom again. You know, for once, just to switch things up, why can't we be attacked by magical rainbows and unicorns?

Meanwhile...

Max: -sits on a giant throne eating chocolate- So, as my first order as King, I say Wednesday shall now be called Ice Cream, and Ice Cream shall be called Wednesday. Someone Mark it in the dictionary! -our heroes are in individual prison cells around the throne-

Elsa: GET YOUR DIRTY PANTS OFF MY THRONE!

Max: It's MY throne now.

Anna: No it's not.

Max: Yes it is.

Kristoff: We'll steal it back, then.

Max: I doubt that.

Kristoff: *pokes himself in the eyes* Ow! Hey!

Hans: -plays Minecraft on his phone- Huh? Did someone say something?

Anna: -face palm-

Meanwhile...

AK: -walks toward the throne room and hears voices- Well, I guess everyone's in there. -presses her ear to the door and listens to the conversation that ensues- (This next part is what she hears, so actions are skipped.)

Hans: ...say something?

Elsa: Hans, you're so stupid sometimes.

AK: -chuckles-

Anna: You'll never get away with this!

AK: Oh great, who's the villain now?

Max: Oh yes I will!

AK: Wait what? -gasp- Max?

Max: The only person who can possibly stop me now is still asleep... forever!

AK: Is that supposed to be me?

Anna: Wait a sec, you said the kiss didn't work, but you didn't love her anymore, so it wouldn't have! You lied, she can be woken up!

AK: So they think I'm still asleep. I can use that to my advantage, but I'll have to be careful not to be seen.

Elsa: Why didn't we think of it before?

Kristoff: What?

Elsa: We all love AK too, as a friend, so one of us could've woken her up! How could we have been so foolish?

Hans: Well, we can still wake her up!

Max: Not now! You're all stuck, and there's no way you're getting through the security guarding her door!

AK: That jerk! You just wait til I get to you, Mr. Traitor! -waves her Wii remote at the door- Whoa... last time I checked, I didn't have three left hands! Okay, okay, I need a plan! I can't just charge in there in this state... Maybe I can mess with them from the outside! Muhuhehuhehuhe!!!!! >:)

Ten minutes later...

AK: Alright, the cameras and probes are set, Bluetooth enabled to my iPod, and the drone is synced to the remote. Gosh, I work well under pressure, even while not entirely in control of motor skills! Alright, time to have some fun! Oh, and thanks for the help, Kim! You always respond to my calls!

Kim: ^^ -holds up duct tape and a screwdriver- Lets go troll some gullible people!

Both Girls: >:) -they hide outside a window in some bushes-

Meanwhile...

Kristoff: I hope Sven's doing okay.

Hans: That's all your worried about?

Elsa: Well, all you're worried about is a video game.

Hans: >.<

Anna: BURN!

Elsa: Well, this is boring. -something thuds on the window-

Kristoff: What was that? -thud-

Hans: I didn't do it. -thud-

Anna: Do you think it's the ghost?

Elsa: Anna, that was me pranking you, remember? -thud-

Anna: Oh, right! -thud-

Max: -opens the window- Anyone ther-

Drone: -flies in-

All: GAH!

Drone: -there's a microphone attached, and the girls are talking in distorted voices and accents-

AK: Good people of Earth, we send this probe forth with an important message!

Hans: THE ALIENS HAVE FINALLY FOUND US! I CALLED IT!

Kim: We wish to speak with your leader.

Max: Present.

Elsa: -face palm-

AK: We've been watching you, and you are not Earth's true leader! You sit yourself back down!

Max: Or what?

Kim: -presses a button, and an army of origami turtles fly in on a breeze created by a powerful fan-

AK: Our native creatures come to eat your chocolate!

Anna: Not the chocolate! Anything but the chocolate!

Kim: And unless you surrender, we will raid your castle and take your finest maidens and reindeer! You'll be sorry!

AK: Not to mention your Minecraft servers.

Hans: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

To be continued... In the next book! :)

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