World Domination Part 1: Arendelle (Chapter 49)

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Meanwhile, back in Arendelle...

Olaf: So when are Hans and AK gonna be back?
Anna: I don't know, but I'm bored.
Elsa: I know! We can invite some friends! -Jack, Bunny, North, Twilight, Star, and Kim arrive through the portal-
Jack: Hi guys!
Elsa: Hi Jack!
Jack: Oh... hello, Elsa!
North: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Kristoff: Wha...? It's not Christmas!
Bunny: Well, we saw all the Christmas advertisements...
Anna: NO! NO CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS! IT'S ONLY NOVEMBER!!! WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT THANKSGIVING?!?!?
Kristoff: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down, feisty pants!
Kim: I like turkey... -takes a step back from Anna-
AK: -steps through portal, acting like typical AK (a disguise, of course) so no one suspects anything. No one notices the eyes- We're finally back!
Olaf: Yay! -hugs AK-
Hans: -overly trying to act normal- Yeah, it went well. I'm gonna go check my Minecraft and hope I don't get blown up by Creeper... I mean, creepers! -leaves the parlor-
Twilight: He's not acting normal.
Elsa: You mean, "Hans normal" or "normal normal"?
Twilight: Hans normal is fine.
Star: You noticed too?
AK: -she suspiciously quickly answers- What are you talking about? I didn't notice anything! -she runs after Hans-
Olaf: That almost sounded suspicious.
Pinkie Pie: -appears out of nowhere- That one's trying to hide something! -whisper/ yells to everyone- She's psychic! -disappears-
Jack: Ooookaaayyy... but still, AK looked... different. I just can't put my eyes on it...

Meanwhile, at Elsa's Ice Palace...

Candy: Why are we here again?
Edith: -face palm- We're waiting here in this weird little ice castle for Hans and AK to give us the signal to begin the hostile take over of Arendelle.
Tirek: What is taking them so long?
Pitch: Would you all be quiet! You're giving me a headache!

Meanwhile...

AK: -checks her watch- It's 11: 13 am. we give the signal at 11:15.
Hans: Check.
AK: To give the signal, we light the west garden outside the castle on fire with this magical bottle of fire that Maleficent gave me. It will burn for 5 minutes. It's hot to the touch but will not do any permanent damage, just create light and smoke.
Hans: Check.
AK: It's now 11:14. After we give the signal, we run to find Voldemort and he'll disapparate and take us to Elsa's Ice Palace, where we have an outpost set up.
Hans: Check.
AK: We give the signal... NOW! -AK and Hans run toward the west garden, and when they run past the parlor, Hans drops the vial and gives the signal accidentally-
Kristoff: What the...?
Star: FIRE! EVERYONE OUT!
AK: HANS! YOU IDIOT!
Olaf: Wait, AK and Hans are trapped in the hallway! We have to rescue them!
AK: -her "good" side comes out for a moment and her eyes turn gray- No! Don't worry about us! Just get out! -her eyes turn green again-
Elsa: How do we get out? -her and Jack's magic have no effect on the fire-
Bunny: Leave it to me! -they fall in a hole-
Hans: Ow! -his hand touched the magic flame. It doesn't physically burn, just causes the unpleasant sensation of burning. It doesn't kill, just brings paralyzing agony for a few minutes-
AK: Don't touch it! You'll be paralyzed for 24 hours now!
Hans: Can't... feel... hand...
AK: -grabs his good hand- Worry about that later! We need to go!
Hans: Heh... you're holding my hand!
AK: Shut up! -they run from the flame, the signal not working because they're still inside. The fire gets Hans's right hand, right arm, and ears, and both AK's legs, so Hans ends up awkwardly carrying/ dragging them both out of the castle-
Hans: Almost there! -as he speaks his tongue touches the fire- I ant eel eye ong!
AK: Just keep going! -they get out into the garden-
Voldemort: What happened?!?!
AK: Ask the numbskull.
Hans: We gotta get out of here! Forget the signal!
Voldemort: -face palms and sends up fireworks with his wand as a replacement signal at 11: 19-
AK: Seriously?! You could have just done that all along?!
Voldemort: Uh... let's go! -they disapparate-

Meanwhile, at the outpost...

Maleficent: When will they get back? -on cue, three people tumble out of a puff of smoke-
AK: I don't like apparating.
Hans: I ell ike a unna e ick!
Ganon: Don't do it on the floor. -Hans runs outside-
AK: It's ready. They're gone. Arendelle is ours!
(AN: IDK how many parts this will be! A book I was reading ended in an insane cliffhanger and now I have to figure out where to buy the next volume. And, I started "The Fault in Our Stars" tonight. I'm on chapter three. Don't spoil it, but I think Hazel dies at the end. Anyway, goodnight, loyal readers!)

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