Max: Why did they kidnap us anyway?
Oaken: Well, I wasn't kidnapped! My business was just taken against my will, ya?
Kristoff: Are you always so annoyingly happy?!
Oaken: Are you always so annoyingly short tempered?!
Kristoff: Are you always so fat?
Oaken: Are you always so unmanly blonde?
Kristoff: Are you always so ugly- sweaterish?
Oaken: Are you always kinda smelly?
Kristoff: Are you always so... so... FINE! You win this round. -.-
Max: So... why were we captured?
Kristoff: They wanna take over the world so they knocked out AK, and they think only you can save her because you're her boyfriend. (I used the pen to create for myself an imaginary boyfriend! :] #Forever Alone)
Max: Oh... kay....
Kristoff: Then I figured out their plot, and Oaken was an innocent bystander who was in their way.
Oaken: -waves at the mention of his name- Hoo hoo!
A few hours later...
Anna: So... IT seems to be leaving us alone.
Elsa: Alright everyone, we need a plan to rescue our friends.
Hans: Wait... what if IT comes back and steals our plan?
Olaf: I have an idea! We'll write everything down then destroy the evidence so IT doesn't hear!
Anna: Good idea! Let's get writing!
Elsa: -finds some sticky notes and pens-
Hans: So... what's the plan?
~*~ The Plan ~*~ (Parenthesis give credit to those who write their ideas!)
1. Get awesome disguises as other Disney Villains (Elsa)
2. Infiltrate their base (Elsa)
3. Free Kristoff, Max, and any other possible hostages (Olaf)
4. Get the pen (Anna)
5. Get Max to wake up AK (Anna)
6. Defeat the villains (Olaf)
7. Celebrate and play Minecraft (Hans)
Olaf: Good plan! But I don't know how to play Minecraft.
Elsa: That last part probably won't stick anyway, so don't worry about it.
Olaf: Okay!
Anna: Everyone knows the plan now?
Hans: Yes!
Anna: Alright then. Let's make sure IT doesn't find out. -she throws the sticky notes into the fireplace-
Later, after an exhibition to the attic to find costume supplies...
Hans: I'm Jafar!
Elsa: I'm Mother Gothel.
Anna: And, I'm Hans!
Hans: I'm slightly insulted by that.
Anna: Hey, according to them you're still a villain!
Hans: Then why couldn't I just be myself?
Elsa: Because you look funny as a weird turban sorcerer!
Hans: -_-
Olaf: And I'm Captain Hook! -has a hook as one arm instead of a stick-
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Random Frozen Story
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