Brothers (Chapter 77)

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Hans: -is sleeping with the remote in his hand and High School Musical on-

Jack: We gotta fix this. -takes the remote and puts on football-

Hans: -wakes up- Hey! I was watching that!

Jack: -rolls eyes and puts the movie back on-

Hans: There we go. -falls asleep again-

Holly: Do you have any twos?

Star: Go fish. Have any Jacks?

Jack: What?

Star: Never mind.

Holly: -drags Jack over- Does this count?

Star: No.

Holly: Fine, go fish.

Meanwhile...

Kristoff: Okay, so how do we get home?

Bunny: I don't know. We'll need to circumnavigate the tunnels again, but I lost my map when we landed.

Kristoff: I don't see what's so grand about it. It's just a big crack in the ground.

Meanwhile...

Grandpabbie: Here, here, bring her in!

Max: -carries AK in and sits her on the couch, and sits next to her-

Grandpabbie: Let me see her. -he grabs AK's hand and examines her- A frozen heart.

Elsa: That's what we feared. -rubs her forehead- This is all my fault.

Olaf: No, it's my fault! I cast the Spell of Shattered Sight.

Grandpabbie: YOU WHAT?!

Anna: But he fixed it!

Grandpabbie: How do you get yourselves into these kinds of trouble?

Max: Um, frozen heart over here, remember? -gestures to AK-

Grandpabbie: Ah yes. Only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart!

AK: But I d- don't h- have any t- t- true l- loves...

Elsa: Let's just go home. We'll figure it out then... yeah...

Frank: Here dudes, I'll, like, open a portal for you or something. -opens portal back to Arendelle-

Later, in Arendelle...

Star: So, I wonder when they'll be back. -on cue, the portal opens and everyone comes tumbling out-

Hans: They're back! -notices AK's condition- Oh no!

Max: She has a frozen heart. -sets AK down on the couch, and he and Star sit down next to her-

John: I, uh, think I hear my laundry calling me. -leaves-

Jack: I'd better find Bunny and Kristoff. -flies out the window, leaving Olaf, Hans, Anna, Elsa, Star, Holly, AK, and Max to deal with the problem-

Anna: YOU'RE BOTH A BIG HELP!

Holly: An act of true love... like a true love's kiss?

Elsa: Yes. Or a noble sacrifice, like Anna did.

Meanwhile, in the Southern Isles...

(These names are Hans's 12 brothers)

Alex: So, what are we gonna do today?

Liam: I don't know.

Adam: Why don't we try to take over Arendelle again?

Harry: Okay.

Mike: Sounds good!

Louis: We have nothing better to do.

George: Yeah, let's take over Arendelle again. That was fun.

Niall: Sounds a little violent. Why don't we, I don't know, start a band or something instead?

Zayn: I'm in!

Harry: I'll try it too!

Louis: Count me in!

Liam: But what should we call it?

Carter: Call it the Five Losers.

Arthur: Well, if your stupid band does work out, it can guarantee you your ratings will only go one direction: down.

Niall: That's it! We'll call it One Direction!

Justin: Come on! No one will pay to see you bozos perform!

Louis: They like a Grumpy Cat, why shouldn't they like us?

Steven: Um, taking over Arendelle again, remember?

Mike: So that makes me, George, Justin, Arthur, Adam, Alex, and Steven on our conquest to take over Arendelle... again. Let's get going!

Meanwhile, in Arendelle...

Hans: So what now? -a portal opens up, and seven of Hans's brothers walk out-

George: WE ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER ARENDELLE AGAIN!

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