Hans: SEAHAWKS!
Anna: PATRIOTS!
Elsa: Kristoff is missing and AK is still asleep, and all you two care about is the Super Bowl?
Anna: ...Yes. -she's wearing a Patriots jersey, waving a Patriots banner, and eating ice cream-
Hans: Seahawks rule! -his face is painted blue and green, he's wearing a Seahawks jersey, and he's eating wings-
Elsa: -face palm- I just want to see the commercials and Halftime. -she opens a bag of Doritos-
Olaf: I don't understand football. It's just men chasing balls and hugging on the ground and punching each other.
Meanwhile...
Kristoff: -stares at the wall and tries to block out Oaken-
Oaken: -rambles about the benefits of sun balm-
Max: -smacks his head off the wall-
Kristoff: -to Max- So, who do you think is winning the game?
Max: I don't know. I hope Seahawks.
Kristoff: You traitor! Patriots all the way!
Max: Whatever.
Kristoff: Hey Oaken, you got anything to eat? I'm starving!
Oaken: -pulls a bottle of Coke and a single pack of Skittles out of his pocket-
Kristoff: One bottle... one pack of Skittles... three men.
Oaken: Who gets it?
Max: We settle this the old fashioned way. -they sit in a circle and all join arms- Three way arm wrestling. Winner takes all.
*~* Statistics *~*
Kristoff---------------Oaken
\____Max_____/
Meanwhile...
Cruella: So now what?
Ursula: We watch the game.
Evil Queen: -turns on a TV-
Maleficent: -orders a pizza-
Meanwhile...
Anna: We need more food.
Elsa: You have that whole gallon of ice cream, Hans has the wings, we have Doritos and chocolate, what else do you want?
Anna: Elsa, have you SEEN my appetite?
Olaf: Ooh! I have! She could win Man Vs. Food!
Elsa: Point taken.
Anna: So can we get more food?
Elsa: -sighs- Fine. -she gives Anna the phone and a take out catalog- Just don't order too much.
Fifteen minutes later...
Olaf: I think this is "too much", as Elsa put it. -Anna ordered two large pizzas, three ice cream cakes, a few dozen cookies, cupcakes, and pies, and enough Chinese takeout to feed an army-
Elsa: Anna, what are we gonna do with all this food?
Anna: Between the three of us, eat it!
Olaf: That's right! You know that I already brushed my teeth, and I'm not hungry. -the doorbell rings-
Anna: That's the McDonald's!
Hans: McDonald's?
Anna: Yeah! This month until February 14, they're accepting love as payments!
Hans: So you ordered, like, the whole menu?
Anna: Yes!
Elsa: Anna, I bet we're not even gonna eat an eighth of all this!
Meanwhile...
Oaken: Nooo!!! -he lost to both Kristoff and Max-
Kristoff: It's you and me! -they arm wrestle, and it's a tie-
Max: I'll take the Coke, you take the Skittles.
Kristoff: Fair enough.
(AN: Sorry this is late! School and stuff is busy. By the way, I'm really excited, because I saw a teaser for Frozen Fever! Kristoff and Elsa want to throw Anna a birthday party, but Elsa has a cold! SO EXCITED! March 13, Cinderella comes out. COUNTING DOWN!)
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