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WD Part 5: Hogwarts (Chapter 53)

BDM: So what's our next target?
Voldemort: Hogwarts and the Wizarding World!!!
Candy: Let's get going then!
Hans: I'll start the car.
Voldemort: Can't we just apparate? It'll be quicker!
Everyone else: NO!!!
Voldemort: Fine.
BDM: -secretly texts Elsa- Next target is Hogwarts. Get there soon.
Meanwhile...
Elsa: I got a text from BDM. -reads the text- We need to get to Hogwarts pronto!
Ron: What's going on?
Anna: Voldemort's planning a hostile takeover!
Harry: Well what are waiting for? Let's go!
Hermione: Wait, we're gonna need even more backup than usual. Dark wizards are nothing to underestimate.
Elsa: We've stretched our reinforcements to their limits already... -Percy Jackson and all of his heroic friends burst in the door out of nowhere-
Leo: Someone call for Uncle Leo?!
Anna: Hey! You guys have your own book!!!
Percy: We heard you all needed reinforcements!
Ron: Well, yeah...
Annabeth: The seven of us should be sufficient.
Harry: But they aren't wizards!
Jason: You're just jealous because we're more popular than you are, seeing as book 5 just came out about a month ago!
Harry: We are not!
Jason: Are too!
Harry: Are not!
Jason: Are too!
Hazel: Uh, Jason....
Hermione: Harry, calm down!
Piper: Look, do you want our help or not?
Everyone but Harry: YES!
Harry: Uh... -Katniss elbows him- Fine.
Frank: WE HAVE A, UH, CASTLE/ SCHOOL THINGY TO SAVE!!!

Meanwhile, at Hogwarts...

Luna: Something important is going to happen today.
Ginny: What makes you think that?
Luna: I just know.
Dumbledore: Attention everyone! I'm sorry to interrupt breakfast, but this is a magical emergency!
George: Did Ron turn his underwear into a pigeon again?!
McGonogall: -_____-
Dumbledore: This is serious! Lord Voldemort and his dark forces have returned, and they have even more allies than last time!
Entire student population: AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Dumbledore: SILENCE!
Entire school: O_O
Snape: Everyone get to your appropriate houses. Those who are of age may assist with the battle if they so desire. Now everyone remain calm... -A random group of people (the HL) apparate in the middle of the Great Hall-
Harry: Hi there!
Entire school: POTTER!!!
Hermione: It's us. And we brought some friends! -Jack waves hello-
Jack: We, uh, come in peace?
Neville: But how can they help us if they're muggles?
Peeta: What are muggles?
Ron: Believe me, they have magic! -Elsa makes snowflakes-
Random guy: Oooohh! Pretty!
Anna: ...? Okay...
Voldemort: -he's talking to them from outside using a voice enhancing spell- YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD DESTROYED ME, BUT YOU WERE SADLY MISTAKEN. YOU CAN NEVER DESTROY ME! I'M TOO AWESOME!
Fred: LIES!
Voldemort: SHUT UP WEASLEY. ANYWAY, WE GIVE YOU ONE HOUR TO SURRENDER THE MAGICAL WORLD TO THE VILLAIN LEAGUE, OR WE SHALL, UH... -the voice sounds muffled, like it moved from a microphone- What's my line again?
Maleficent: -in the background- You idiot! It's written on you hand so you won't lose it!
Voldemort: Oh yeah. Anyway... -back to the loud announcing voice- WE SHALL WHOOP YOUR SORRY BUTTS HALFWAY TO AMERICA!
George: Technically that's the middle of the Atlantic.
Voldemort: THEN YOU ALL HAD BETTER KNOW HOW TO SWIM!
Draco: Dang it. Does anyone have a raft?
Snape: -face palm- Boy, I taught you how to swim!
Draco: I forget.
Snape: -face palms again-
Twilight: OH YEAH, WELL YOU DUMB VILLAINS HAD BETTER... -Star covers Twilight's mouth up for a few moments- ... BE READY FOR OUR SKILL, YA DUMB BUTTS!
Candy: We shall see!
Vannelope: NO ONE LIKES YOU, TURBO!
Candy: -___-
Voldemort: THIS IS THE VILLAIN LEAGUE, SIGNING OFF FOR NOW! -there's a burst of static and the loud voicey thingy turns off-
Olaf: Let's go kick some evil butt!

One hour later, in the Atlantic Ocean...

Harry: Dang it.
Ralph: You said we were prepared!
Harry: Well how was I supposed to know that they have a transportation spell that can move an entire group of people in the blink of an eye without them even lifting a finger?!
Kristoff: I don't know, you could have asked them!
Jason: I'm officially blaming Harry.
Gru: I second that.
Percy: Me too.
Harry: -____-
Piper: Arguing never solves anything.
Annabeth: We need a way back to base!
Percy: One step ahead of you! -he summons a big wave that pushes the group to the Florida shoreline-
Lifeguard: What the...?
Leo: Hello there! -pulls some mints from his tool belt- Tic Tac?
Lifeguard: Uh... -shrugs and takes one- Why not? Mmm.... minty!
Elsa: Well at least now we have about 900 more magical students in our ranks!
BDM: -runs up the beach- Hey! I have news!
Anna: How'd you know where to find us?!
BDM: I, uh, May or may not have been GPS tracking your phones...
Elsa: O_O
BDM: Don't judge me! Anyway, their next target is... Disney World!

(AN: I got the next book in the series that I was telling you about, the one that book five ended in a cliffhanger! So I regained about 2% of my personal sanity. NO MORE CLIFFHANGER! Anyway, I've been reading the Kingdom Keepers. If anyone's read them, let me know! I need someone to Fangirl with...)