The Christmas Formal (Chapter 69)

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AK: Has anyone seen Max?

Anna: No, I haven't!

Elsa: Wait, Max was missing? I didn't notice.

AK: I did.

Olaf: Well you notice everything about him, so...

AK: Shut up.

Hans: Hey guys!

AK: Have you seen Max?

Hans: Uh... no...

AK: HAS ANYONE SEEN MAX?!?!

Fake Jack: No. I haven't.

Fake Kristoff: Me either!

Meanwhile...

Max: -smacks his head against the wall- I gotta get out of here. But how?

Later, an hour from the Formal...

Anna: AK, I can't fix your hair if you keep fidgeting!

AK: Sorry! I'm just worried about Max!

Elsa: He probably went home to get ready. Just hold still so we can fix your face!

Meanwhile...

Hans: Tonight's the night! Tonight's the night that I win AK over once and for all! ITS THE PERFECT PLAN!

Fake Jack: And I get to dance with Elsa! YAY!!! -Fangirl screams-

Fake Kristoff: And I spend time with Anna, introduce a "new side" of Kristoff, and when she trusts the "new Kristoff" completely, I'll reveal my true identity! It's that simple!

Fake Jack: Like taking candy from a baby!

Later, at the Formal...

AK: ELSA WHERE IS HE?!

Elsa: Who?

AK: MAX!

Anna: The doors just closed like 2 minutes ago! You notice a lot... TOO MUCH!

AK: Well, only about Max!

Elsa: ...

AK: I AM NOT A STALKER. I AM JUST VERY PASSIONATE.

Olaf: Says the one who researches body language and love quotes in free time.

AK: ...-puts a finger up as if about to say something, then stops- ... -____-

Fake Kristoff: Hey guys! -sits down at their table-

Anna: Hi Kristoff! -gives him a hug-

Fake Kristoff: ... :D

AK: -gives Fake Kristoff a suspicious look-

Fake Kristoff: Have something you want to say, AK?

AK: -doesn't reply, but continues with the suspicious look-

Hans: Hey guys! -sits down directly next to AK- Hi, AK... -leans toward her and cuts off her escape route-

AK: Hi... -leans away from Hans and closer to Elsa-

Fake Jack: -sits next to Elsa- Hello, Snow Queen!

Elsa: Jack! You made it! -hugs him-

Fake Jack: ... :D

AK: -gives Hans, Fake Jack, and Fake Kristoff all a suspicious look simultaneously-

Meanwhile...

Kristoff: I gotta get out of here. -hops toward the door in the chair and leans on it, trying to get it to open-

Fake John: ELSA! ITS ME, JACK! IM STUCK IN A COMPUTER GEEK'S BODY!!!

Max: -cuts ropes off with his pocket knife- He heh he heh he! -he picks the lock- I AM OUTTA HERE! -he frees Kristoff and Fake John-

Kristoff: MAX! Wait, what are you doing here?

Fake John: It doesn't matter.

Max: Wait, why was he -points to John- locked up too?

Fake John: I'm not John. I'm Jack in John's body.

Max: Wait what?

Kristoff: Just go along with it. You think this is hard to understand, just be glad you weren't there when AK had ice magic and turned evil.

Max: ...?

Kristoff: Never mind; that's another story. WE'VE GOT A CHRISTMAS FORMAL TO CRASH!!!

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