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The Guys' Plan (Chapter 67)

Kristoff: Where'd they run off to?!

Elsa: You mean Hans and BDM? Probably playing Minecraft or something.

Meanwhile, in Hans's room...

Hans: URGH! -punches the wall-

BDM: What's wrong?

Hans: Oh, nothing MAJOR. It's just that the guy AK likes is under MY roof, even though I've had a crush on her for as long as I knew her, and he's only had a crush on her for 3 weeks and now she likes him instead of me! ITS NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! -punches the wall again-

BDM: First off, that is something major, second, this isn't your roof, third, what did the wall do to you?!

Hans: It slapped me yesterday.

Olaf: -whispers to BDM- Actually, he tripped on a comic book and fell into it.

BDM: Okay... well, I have something to say too!

Hans: Shoot.

BDM: -makes a finger gun and "shoots"- Pew! Um, -clears his throat- I couldn't resist. Anyway, you're not the only one in this boat. I have a crush on Anna but Kristoff's in the way.

Hans: I thought you liked Elsa.

BDM: I've moved on... sort of.

John: -climbs in the window- Hey Hans, wanna play Minecraft?

Hans: Not now. We're discussing our sad love lifes.

John: I've got one of those too. I have a crush on Elsa but she already has Jack.

BDM: I have a plan though.

All but BDM: What?!

BDM: I'm going to kidnap Kristoff and impersonate him in his place.

Hans: I too have a plan. I'm going to kidnap Max and try to win AK over before Friday.

John: Does anyone have a plan that doesn't involve kidnapping someone else?!

Olaf: You could send Elsa a Hallmark card and give her a warm hug!

John: Nah. I'll make up my own plan. It'll be dramatic... with lots of ketchup.

Hans: Number 24?

John: Number 24. -climbs back out the window-

BDM: What was that about?!

Hans: He and I made up a series of plans that we may or may not need at any given time.

Olaf: What's Number 24?

Hans: That's for me to know and you to find out! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!