With Newtmas 2

Drunk or Not part 2

THOMAS POV:

I am scared. This never happened before. What do I do? Newt's friends entered. None of them were drunk. "So, how long did it take for him to get needy" asked eyebrows. "He didn't" said Newt. He stood up and I laid on the couch confused. Is this some weird thing where I am going to be raped. Newt turned to his confused friends. "I bloody tried everything. Instead he kicked me in the penis and refused to have sex with me. No matter what I tried" said Newt. I was speechless. "Well, that's a first" said the girl. "What's happening" I asked. "If this shank isn't evil then what now? Are we still eating him" asked eyebrows. "No" said Newt. He turned to me. "Look, every night my friends and I pretend to be very drunk. We find some shank who will try to rape us and stuff. We kill them and then eat them. Because we are zombies" said Newt. "So, it's like that movie but instead you are zombies" I said. "See, I told you it was a movie" said the Asian. "Well, ya I guess" said Newt.

"Are you gonna kill me" I asked. "No, you showed you were a good man. I'll let you go. But you can't tell anyone we are zombies" said Newt. "Okay" I said. "But what about food? I'm hungry" said eyebrows. "Then let's find a shank" said the girl. They started leaving. I stood up. "Sorry about, kicking you" I said nervously. "I'll heal, bit I think I'll stay home tonight and just have some raw pork" said Newt. "Do you want a ice pack or anything" I asked. "That would be nice" said Newt. I went to the kitchen and opened the freezer. I screamed as I saw a head staring at me. Newt ran over and looked at it. "That was Janson. He would rape people and leave them naked in a alley" said Newt. "So, you leave his head in a freezer" I said. "Best way to keep it from decaying so I can save it for later" said Newt. I quickly got the ice pack and gave it to Newt. "Here, just close the freezer. It's creepy" I said. Newt took the ice pack and closed the freezer. "Thanks" said Newt.

He grabbed some pork from the fridge and sat down on the couch. Newt put the ice pack over his penis. "So, do you need anything else" I asked. "No, I'll be okay. What is your name" asked Newt. "Thomas" I said. "Well, maybe I will see you around Thomas" said Newt. "Maybe" I said. I left and went home. That was definitly a interesting turn of event. Not what I was expecting but I don't mind this. Plus I'm glad I won't be eaten. I didn't see Newt again for a week. We met up at a bar one night and caught up. We decided to hang out and become friends. We later discovered we were soulmates. Newt turned me into a zombie and he became my zombie boyfriend. I joined him and his friends Brenda, Gally, and Minho in their hunting parties. Zombies also can't get drunk. That's good. It also explains how I saw Newt and his friends down alcohol like there was no tomorrow when we first met. They are good at acting. I also like how I get to tease Newt when we pretend to be drunk. He always punishes me after we eat the creep. I am glad I met Newt that night. I couldn't imagine my life any different.