With Newtmas 2

Be Careful With Potions and Lemon (NOT LEMON)

NEWT POV:

Thomas was pounding me and I was close. Thomas made a potion so I will have a penis and balls until I orgasm. I finished and felt a pain down there. Thomas stopped and I grew a second penis and my uterus fell out. There was a lot of blood and I was cramping like crazy down there. "Are you okay" asked Thomas. I accidentally got some blood on him. "No, my uterus fell out" I said as I started having a panic attack. This is the worst birthday sex in history. "Newt, calm down" said Thomas as he took my hands away from my face. Thomas held my hands. "It's okay, you don't have to worry about anything" said Thomas. He kissed my forehead. "But" I started. Thomas put his finger on my lips. "We can clean up the mess and then just relax the rest of the night" said Thomas. He put his hand on my cheek. "How" I asked. Thomas wiped a tear from my face. "Am I allowed to eat your uterus" asked Thomas. "Go ahead" I said annoyed. Thomas picked me up and carried me to the bathroom. 

He sat me in the shower. "You should wash up and I'll clean up the mess in your room. If needed I'll buy you a new mattress and we can sleep in the guest room upstairs tonight" said Thomas. "Okay" I said. Thomas left and I turned the water on. I washed my legs and butt. I guess I'm lucky its blood and not poop. Imagine how gross that will be. I stopped leaking blood but was still cramping. I guess next time I should be more careful with taking potions. I finished and shut the water off. Thomas came back in and gave me my leg and clothes. "Thanks" I said. "I got rid of the uterus and your sheets are in the wash" said Thomas. I dried off and got dressed. I put my leg on and stood up. "Do you need anything else" asked Thomas. "Just some pain killer for the cramps but I can get it" I said. "Okay" said Thomas. I took some advil and grabbed a towel incase I leak any more blood down there. Thomas and I went to the guest bed and I set up the towel. I laid down on the bed. 

Thomas laid with me on the bed. I feel like I might of made a mistake. I covered my eyes and silently cried. "Newt, is the pain bothering you" asked Thomas. "No, I'm worried, that, I want a penis but I know nothing about them. What if the potion has a bad side affect or I get a infection? I don't even have a copy of your test results" I said. "Test results, I don't have any. Zombies can't get aids or anything like that so I can't pass it to you" said Thomas. I wiped my eyes and looked at Thomas. "Really" I said. "Ya, and don't worry the potion has wore off. Your two penises are permanent and I will teach you everything" said Thomas. I wiped my nose and hugged Thomas. Thomas hugged me back. "I hate to ask but do I have to leave before your parents come home" asked Thomas nervous. I shook my head no. "My parents think I'm still waiting till marraige. We can just say we watched a movie but I had a period accident in my bed" I said. "Good that, now get some sleep Newt" said Thomas. "Good night" I said. "Good night Newt. And happy birthday" said Thomas. "Thanks" I said.