Funny Comebacks

24: Blonde Jokes

Chapter 24: Blonde Jokes

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1) These are 3 moms, a brunette a red head and a blonde. They were all talking and the brunette says, "Oh my gosh, I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I can't believe she smokes weed!"

The redhead says, "Yeah, well I found a fake i.d in my daughter's purse. I can't believe she has one."

The blonde says, "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just can't believe she has a penis."

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2) There's a blonde. She enters a laughing contest. There's 10 levels to the contest. She gets to the 9th level and bursts into laughter. The host asks her, "Why did you laugh? You could have won." The blonde replies, "I finally got the first joke."

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3) I'm changing my name to Facebook. Next time someone adds me, it will say, "you are now friends with benefits."

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4) Brunette: I hate you, slut!
Blonde: You're such a slut, I bet you're naked under those clothes!

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5) Someone tells a blonde I like eminem.
The blonde says, "I like skittles."
The person says, "No, the rapper."
The blonde says, "Who cares about the wrapper?"

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6) Blonde: Hey, can I use your shampoo?
Other Blonde: Yeah, why not use yours?
Blonde: Mine is for dry hair, and I got it wet already.

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7) There was a brunette and a blonde speeding in a car. Brunette tells the blonde to watch out for the cops. Brunette says, "You see any police lights?"
The blonde replies, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes."

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8) One day, a brunette, blonde, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The only way to get home was to swim. The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning. The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark. The blonde swam 99 miles but got tired and swam back to the island.

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9) How can you tell when a blonde is trying to commit suicide? There's 6 bullet holes in the mirror.

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10) Blonde invention:
Book on how to read.

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These weren't my best. & I know these were longs but I thought those were one of the funniest on here.

Thanks for reading!

- Yana x.

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