Funny Comebacks

37: Teens Relate

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Chapter 37

1) Opening a test paper and thinking, "Yeah, I'm screwed."

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2) I walk down the street with earphones in my ears and feel like I'm in a music video.

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3) Stu(dying) Stu(died) Coincidence? I think not.

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4) Smiling while texting makes my parents think I have a boyfriend.

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5) "No offense" means that I'm about to insult you but don't get mad.

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6) Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.

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7) When I say that I won't tell anybody, my best friend doesn't count.

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8) Dear life, when I said "can my day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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9) When you see an actor on TV and try to remember where else you've seen them.

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10) If you pull out my earphones, I'll pull out your lungs.

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