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30: Would You Rather

Chapter 30: Would You Rather

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1) Would you rather be blind or deaf?

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2) Would you rather be in constant pain or have a constant itch?

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3) Would you rather go through life unable to answer any questions or unable to ask any questions?

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4) Would you rather not be able to use your hands or not be able to walk?

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5) Would you rather have no one show up to your wedding or your funeral?

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6) Would you rather live in a world where there were no problems or where you rule?

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7) Would you rather know the date of your death or the cause?

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8) Would you rather be double your weight or half you height?

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10) Would you rather talk like yoda or breathe like darth vader?

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11) Would you rather be the opposite gender for the day or be a kid again for a day.

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12) Would you rather always know when someone's lying or always get away with lying?

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13) Would you rather always be underdressed or overdressed?

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14) Would you rather secretly have sex with a goat or have everyone think you had sex with a goat even though you didn't?

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15) Would you rather use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made from sandpaper?

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16) Would you rather have a dragon or be a dragon?

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17) Would you rather be able to speak fluently every language in the world or be the best in the world at something of your choosing?

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18) Would you rather have to sneeze but not be able to or have something stuck in your eye for an entire year?

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19) Would you rather never be able to speak again or always have to say everything that is on your mind?

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20) Would you rather live one life that lasts 1,000 years or live 10 lives that last 100 years each?

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reminder: I always do 10 of them to each category, but for each NEW category, I always do 20.

btw #14 is weird af