Funny Comebacks

13: Riddles

A/N: The answers to the riddles are going to be at the end, so if you don't want to look at the answers, just skip it
Also,
Happy Halloween! early update just because it's Halloween. Did anybody go trick or treating? I did! But anyway, let me get on with the story lol.

Chapter 13: Riddles

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1) What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

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2) What is at the end of a rainbow?

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3) What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

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4) What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

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5) Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?

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6) What word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

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7) What's bigger than you, but doesn't weigh anything?

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8) Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

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9) What happens if Pinocchio says, "my nose is about to grow?"

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10) Why did the coach go to the bank?

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MFR: #8, #9

SOTD: Just a Little Bit of Your Heart by Harry styles, but it was sung by Ariana Grande. (I hope Harry actually sing the song though, he would sound perfect!)

QOTD: What's your favorite color?

AOTD: green!

ANSWERS

#1: What are two things you should never eat for breakfast?
A: lunch and dinner.

#2: What is at the end of a rainbow?
A: the letter w.

#3: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A: a towel.

#4: What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A: a postage stamp.

#5: Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?
A: a coffin.

#6: What word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
A: the word 'short'.

#7: What's bigger than you, but doesn't weigh anything?
A: your shadow.

#8: Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
A: neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.

#9: What happens if Pinocchio says, "my nose is about to grow?"
A: okay, i actually don't know the answer to this one, it's so confusing and it just makes me mad to just think about and so what do you all think the answer is?

#10: Why did the coach go to the bank?
A: because he wants his quarterback.

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THATSS IT!
p.s; that pic above just makes me mad to look at like tf

Thanks for reading!

- Yana x.

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