Funny Comebacks

17: Funny Texts

Chapter 17: Funny Texts

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1) Mom

:i'm watching that csi show where justin bieber dies and i'm crying:(

mom: Aww! it's okay sweetie, it's just a tv show.

:that's why i'm crying! because it's fake:(

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2) This kid..

:Bro you were so drunk last night.

:the hell? what did i do?

:You walked up to a semi truck...

:uh, yeah? so?

:And whispered "I know your secret... Optimus Prime..."

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3) Michael

:i like your teeth!

:thanks!

:they remind me of a song

:really? which one? :)

:BLACK AND YELLOW! BLACK AND YELLOW!

: fuck you.

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4) David

:hey baby ;)

:hey

:yeah.. are youre parents gonna be around?

:no, we can do whatever we want ;)

:OMG so we can play hide and seek through the whole house?!?

: YES OMG IM SO EXCITED, i love you

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5) Babe

:Who's that bitch that answered your phone eariler?

:What do you mean?

:She was like "Sorry! This person you called is not available right now blah blah blah"

:Wtf that's my voicemail!

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6) Meg

:hey you lying down?

:yeah..

:with your eyes closed?

:yes.

:are you sleeping?

:no. im training to die.

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7) Brittney

:will you go out with me?

:no.

:what if i was the last person on earth?

:no.

:why not?

:because i would be dead.

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8) Derek

:babe.. i think im pregnant..

:The AT&T Subsciber Your Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service.

:WRONG YOU'RE* IDIOT

:The AT&T Subscriber You're* Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service.

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9) Wong

:staring contest!

:Go!

:O.O

:-.-

:i win! you blinked! ha!

:I'm asian you racist bastard!

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10) Hunter

:aye sexy can i git yo #?

:Sorry, I don't date stupid guys.

:Oh, I'm sorry baby. I didn't know that you went for the more grammatically correct gentleman. So could I possibly have your number now?

:Still stupid...

:What? How?

:If you need my number...then how are you texting me right now? smh...

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MFFT: #9 #8 #7 #6 5 #2

QOTD: Vine or Instagram?

AOTD: Instavine.

see what i did there?

lol that pic tho..

Thanks for reading!

- Yana x.

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