Funny Comebacks

1: Comeback

Chapter 1: Comeback

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1) *At a restaurant*

Waiter: Would you like a table?

Me: No, not at all, we came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.

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2) Tough guy: I can't believe you're still a virgin. HAHA!

Other guy: I was a virgin until last night.

Tough guy: As if!

Other guy: Yeah man, just ask your sister.

Tough guy: I don't have a sister???

Other guy: You will in about 9 months.

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3) Weirdo: I'm bringing sexy back!

Me: You're the reason sexy left!

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4) Slut: Can you sing me a song? *flirtatiously blinks eyes*

Me: Twinkle twinkle little slut,

Name a guy you haven't fucked.

Was he skinny was he tall?

Never mind you did them all.

Twinkle twinkle little bitch.

Close your legs it smells like fish.

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5) Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbor's house.

Police: Where is your neighbor's house?

Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.

Police: Tell me!

Me: Next to my house.

Police: -_-

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First Chap!

Sorry if it sucked. I might update again tomorrow. Or even later on tonight.

BUTTTTTTT ANYWAY

Song of the day: Awwsome by Shy Glizzy.

Question of the Day: Would you rather trade your intelligence for good looks, or trade your good looks for intelligence？

Thanks for reading!

- Yana x.

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