Funny Comebacks

7: Funny Texts

Chapter 7: Funny Texts

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1) Byran's Cell

Me: I totally failed safety & health course today...

Byran: How did u manage that?

Me: Well 1 of the questions was "in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Byran: And...

Me: "Fuckin large ones" was apparently the wrong answer.

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2) Rebecca

Me: i need 2 get a vaccine and groceries

Rebecca: lol a vaccine huh?

Me: lol

Me: vaccine

Me: vaccine

Me: vac-cyme

Me: fuck me

Me: an electric sucking machine for the floor

Rebecca: lol damn iphone

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3) Mommeh

Me: mum

Me: mummy

Me: mum its rlly important

Mom: What do you want? it's three in the morning.

Me: i jus farted

Mom: Just one normal child...... That's all I ask for

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4) Chris

Me: (-.(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).-)

Me: Chinese mafia is watching you

Chris: how do u have friends?

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5) Son

Son: mom im pregnant!!!!!!

Me: Honey are you drunk?

Son: yeah why?

Me: You're a boy.

Son: .......

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6) Mom

Me: hey mom im goin 2 live by my self

Mom: Great!

Me: your bags r in the driveway

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7) Jake

September 2, 2014, 4:13pm

Jake: im so far into the friendzone her parents let us have sleepovers

September 2, 2014, 4:16pm

Me: im so far into the friendzone she takes me swimsuit shopping

September 2, 2014, 4:17pm

Jake: im so far into the friendzone she walks in, in just her towel to grab her clothes while I'm sitting right there

September 2, 2014, 4:19pm

Me: im so far into the friendzone that she sends me nudes and asks me if her boyfriend would like them

September 2, 2014, 4:19pm

Jake: woah that is......dude I'm so sorry

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8) John

June 8, 2012, 5:15pm

Me: hey

June 8, 2014, 6:30pm

John: Hey sorry I was busy

June 8, 2014, 6:31pm

Me: i sent that 2 years ago..

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9) Brittany

March 24, 2014, 5:00pm

Brittany: YOUR SO DEAD

March 24, 2014, 5:00pm

Me: *You're

March 24, 2014, 5:02pm

Brittany: YOUR SUCH A NERDY LITTLE BITCH!

March 24, 2014, 5:03pm

Me: *You're

March 24, 2014, 5:05pm

Brittany: FINE! IM GONNA KICK *YOU'RE ASS!

March 24, 2014, 5:06pm

Me: *Your

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10) Sarah

February 3, 2014, 2:12pm

Sarah: today at the park I was petting a dick and it bit me, so I hit it!

February 3, 2014, 2:12pm

Me: Lmfao

February 3, 2014, 2:15pm

Sarah: i meant duck. FUCK AUTO CUCUMBER

February 3, 2014, 2:15pm

Sarah: Cucumber

February 3, 2014, 2:16pm

Sarah: GOD DONUT

February 3, 2014, 2:18pm

Me: lol i love watchin u struggle

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OMGGGG THIS TOOK FOREVER

MFFT(my favorite funny text): #7

SOTD: We Are Young by FUN.

QOTD: What's your favorite show?

AOTD: Teen Wolf :3

Thanks for reading!

- Yana x.

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