Funny Comebacks

15: Pick Up Lines

Chapter 15: Pick Up Lines

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1) Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

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2) Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?

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3) Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later.

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4) I got some skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow?

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5) Let me tie your shoelaces, I don't want you falling for anyone else.

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6) Let's do some math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.

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7) Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.

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8) You're arrested for disturbing the peace in my pants.

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9) I want you more than I want a signed copy of the fault in our stars.

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10) I want to get tangled up with you like the earphones in my pocket.

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MFPUL: #4 #6 #9

QOTD: What's your favorite body part?

AOTD: Ears. weird ik

SOTD: Your Song by Ellie Goulding.

Thanks for reading!

- Yana x.

STAY BOOTIFUL