Funny Comebacks

12: Blonde Jokes

Chapter 12: Blonde Jokes

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1) What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pick it up, pull the pin, and throw it back.

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2) How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

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3) Friend: What is "Suite Life of Zack and Cody?"

Me: The only show with a smart blonde and a dumb Asian.

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4) 16 blondes are standing outside of the bar. Why didn't they go in? Because the sign said 18+

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5) How do you keep a blonde busy for 7 hours? Give her m&m's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.

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6) A redhead says to her blonde sister, "I slept with a Brazilian." The blonde replies, "Oh my god, you slut! How many is a Brazilian?"

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7) Blonde: Hey, what does IDK, TYYL and ILY mean?

Bf: I don't know, talk to you later. I love you.

Blonde: Ok

Blonde: Just for the record, what does STFU mean?

Bf: Shut the fuck up.

Blonde: THAT IS SO RUDE! WE ARE BREAKING UP!

Bf: *facepalm*

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8) So a blonde walks into a library and says to a librarian loudly, "May I have a cheeseburger and fries?" The librarian says, "This is a library!" The blonde whispers, "Oh, may I have a cheeseburger and fries?"

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9) Why was the blonde disappointed when she got her license? She got an F in sex!

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10) Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? Because on the container it said concentrate.

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MFBJ: #1 #4 #9

SOTD: Animals by Maroon 5.

QOTD: Would you rather have no electricity for a month or have no wifi for a month?

AOTD: Easy. No electricity. Jk no wifi for a month.

Thanks for reading!

- Yana x.

STAY BOOTIFUL