Funny Comebacks

39: Puns

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- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

- Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

- I'm glad I know sign language. It's pretty handy.

- How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

- I hate insect puns. They really bug me.

- A friend of mine try to annoy me with bird puns, but toucan play at the game.

- I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

- I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I wouldn't get a reaction.

- When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.