Funny Comebacks

10: Funny Texts (2)

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Chapter 10: Funny Texts (2)

1) Alex

Alex: dude come to the apartment right now, the hamster just died!

me: HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL autocorrect is a bitch right XD

Alex: .......

Me: please tell me it was autocorrect

Alex: sorry man

Me: NOOOOOO MR.PUFFY !!!! TT_TT

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2) Brenda

Me: Why don't you have a boyfriend yet?

Brenda: im just not allowed. why dont u have a girlfriend?

Me: because you're still not allowed to have a boyfriend yet.

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3) Charlie (baee) <3 <3

Charlie: I miss u.

Me: aww i miss u toooooo!

Charlie: dont think im weird but im sleeping with that shit you left in the bathroom :)

Me: uhm, wat??

Charlie: yea it smells like you and it makes me feel better when you're not here!

Me: if ur trying to be cute or funny its not working

Charlie: oooooooooooohhh mmmmmmmmmyyy goooooddddd

Charlie: *******SHIRTS

Charlie: i am going to kill myself now.

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4) Mom

Me: mom waht if i jus come back at 3am lolol

Mom: Then I'm going to lick your ass out tonight.

Me: waht.........

Mom: I'm being serious

Me: uhm that is disgusting ok

Mom: Sorry I meant lock not lick

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5) Dog

Dog: STILL HUNGRY

Me: You've had breakfast

DOG: WANT MORE BREAKFAST

Me: You'll get fat

Dog: WHATS 'FAT'?

Me: Its what happens when you eat too much food

Dog: FAT SOUNDS AWESOME. LETS GET FAT

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6) Dog

Dog: Tell me a joke

Me: no u dnt understand human jokes

Dog: OH SURE. BECAUSE HUMANS ARE SO SMART AND DOGS ARE SO DUMB

Me: Fine. Knock Knock

Dog: OMG THERE'S SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR. BRB.

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7) Dad

Dad: I'm at the supermarket, do you need anything?

Me: can u just buy me some condoms?

Dad: Sure, do you need S or XS?

Me: ....

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8) Dad

Me: daddeh im hungry

Dad: Nice to meet you hungry, I'm dad.

Me: im serious.

Dad: I thought you were hungry?

Me: r u kidding me!?

Dad: No, I'm Dad!

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9) Dad

Me: How could u? i trusted u and u cheated on me!! :(

Me: Oh srry dad that was meant for Jim

Dad: Oh.

Dad: On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?

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10) Baeee <3 :)

Me: hey, u kno wat i need right now?

Coby: what?

Me: what starts with 'P' and ends with 'ORN'?

Coby: porn? rlly?

Coby: i can get u sum porn.

Me: popcorn. i want popcorn. thats the last time i try to tell u a riddle -_-

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MFFT(my favorite funny text): #10 #9 #4 #6

QOTD: Have you ever had an autocorrect while texting someone?

AOTD: Duh.

SOTD: Lonely by Speaker Knockerz (i kno its old but idc love me)

btw the text on #2 is not meant to be funny its just really sweet <333 omgggggg. relationship goals right there

Thanks for reading!

- Yana x.

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