Funny Comebacks

29: Yo Mama

Chapter 29: Yo Mama

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1) Yo mama so stupid, she brought spoons and forks to the hunger games.

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2) Yo mama so dumb, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.

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3) Yo mama so hairy, king kong got jealous.

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4) Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

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5) Yo mama so stupid, she committed suicide by jumping off the bed.

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6) Yo mama so stupid, she thought chicken strips were a strip club for chickens.

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7) Yo mama so old, she still owe Jesus 5 dollars.

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8) Every time yo mama farts the tsunami warning sirens go off in Japan.

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9) Yo mama so fat, when it rains she uses the highway as a slip n slide.

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10) Yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a goldfish.

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I haven't updated in forever!

I'm so, so, so, so, so, sorry about this super long wait. It's just that I've been so busy!

& my phone broke. Like, it works and it'll turn on, it's just that it won't let me touch anything. And it also dies on a full battery. It'll be at 50% and it will still die.

So, I went to the Apple store and they said that it'll take 79$ to fix the battery because it's a battery issue, & my phone is cracked so I will have to get that fixed as well.

My dad is getting me the iPhone 6 soon.... That's what he say. :/ And I was going to get the Space Grey, but I just decided on getting the Silver.

And my laptop decided to act funny! So I was trying to get on my laptop and it wouldn't turn on! I put it on the charger and it still wouldn't turn on. So, I took it to my grandad's (he's good with all the techny thingys) and he said nothing was wrong with it, I just needed a new battery.

So, I went to get a new battery and I had to start everything up again. And it finally worked!

& PLUS, I've been testing at school and I've been doing ALOT of studying.

But I will try so hard to update for now on.

Again, sorry for the late update & I hope you enjoyed this chapter!

Thanks for reading!

- Yana x.

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