Funny Comebacks

5: Riddles

A/N: The answers to the riddles are going to be at the end, so if you don't want to look at the answers, just skip it

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Chapter 5: Riddles

1) Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

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2) If you were in a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

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3) If you take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?

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4) There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

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5) A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?

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6) What gets broken without being held?

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7) Imagine you are in a dark room. How do you get out?

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8) Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?

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9) What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years?

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10) There are 3 stoves. A glass stove, a brick stove, and a wood stove. You only have 1 match. Which do you light up first?

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Yaaaaaaap.

MFR(my favorite riddle): #10 and #7

BUTTTTTTT ANWAY

SOTD: Mula by Shy Glizzy.

QOTD: Which riddle took the longest to answer?

ANSWERS

#1 answer: Meat.

#2 answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.

#3 answer: An onion.

#4 answer: A watermelon.

#5 answer: He was playing monopoly.

#6 answer: A promise.

#7 answer: Just stop imagining.

#8 answer: Neither. They both weigh one pound.

#9 answer: The letter 'm'.

#10 answer: The match.

Thanks for reading!

- Yana x.

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