Funny Comebacks

16: Dirty Jokes

Chapter 16: Dirty Jokes

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1) A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next door is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually.

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2) The teacher asked jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy 'I am going to eat that pussy once jimmy leave for school today'!

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3) I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more times than the first pipe on flappy bird.

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4) Best way to answer the phone: "Bob's whore house, you got the doe we got the hoe, how may I help you?"

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5) Step 1: change your wifi password to "blowmefirst". Step 2: Wait for someone to ask you for it.

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6) The tooth fairy teaches kids they get money for their body parts. I blame her for prostitution.

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7) Teacher: you have a D young man! What do you have to say for yourself?
Me: I know I have a D. Just ask your daughter.
Teacher: What?
Me: What?

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8) Roses are red, yoda is green, my light saber needs 2 hands if you know what I mean.

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9) dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: sure!
Dad: sex.
Son: I don't get it...
Dad: And you never will.

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10) He came in the middle of the night, he sucked, licked, and explored my body. And when he was satisfied, he left. I was hurt...
That damn mosquito!

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^^ that one gotcha didn't it? ik ik

NOT-EDITIED so it might be some mistakes up in there

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