Funny Comebacks

32: Comeback

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Chapter 32

1) I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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2) Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

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3) Boy: Why do you wear a bra? You have nothing to put in them.
Girl: You wear pants, don't you?

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4) Kid: I want a dragon for Christmas.
Santa: Be realistic.
Kid: Ok, I want a loyal girlfriend.
Santa: What color dragon do you want?

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5) Bully: Go to hell!
Me: Why? Getting lonely down there?

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6) Girlfriend: Why didn't you text me back?
Boyfriend: I was driving.
Girlfriend: You were playing Mario Kart.
Boyfriend: IT WAS RAINBOW ROAD.

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7) Teacher: Why were you absent?
Student: I was sick.
Teacher: You're lying, aren't you?
Student: No, I was sick of you and this stupid school.

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8) Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with my car, throw you off a cliff so high, I hope you break your neck and die.

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9) Customer: I'll have a beer please.
Employee: Sir, this is McDonald's.
Customer: Oh okay. Can I have a McBeer please?

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10) Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I know everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me, you're nothing.
Electricity: Keep talking, bitches.

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