Funny Comebacks

27: Dirty Jokes

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Chapter 27: Dirty Jokes

1) Jack and Jill went up the hill and did it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and they ended up having a daughter.

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2) Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. The longer it's in, the stronger it gets, it goes in dry, and comes out wet. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, it's not what you think, it's a teabag.

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3) What did the hurricane say to the Palm tree? "Hold on to your nuts! This is no ordinary blow job!"

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4) What is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy? A 100 dollar bill.

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5) What's long and hard and has cum in it? A cuCUMber.

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6) Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope to God you don't multiply.

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7) Who does the cooking in a lesbian relationship? Neither of them. They both eat out.

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8) What makes five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.

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9) A kid goes up to his father and said, "Dad, I had sex today!" The dad says, "Good job, son, now come and sit down with me." The son says, "I can't! My ass hurts!"

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10) Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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These are dirtier than what I expected lmao.

I haven't been doing QOTD's, & SOTD's for a while, so I decided that I'll start back doing those.

QOTD: Who went out and saw Insurgent?

AOTD: 🙋🙋🙋

SOTD: Earned it by The Weeknd

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