Funny Comebacks

20: Dirty Jokes

Chapter 20: Dirty Jokes

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1) What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
she gagged.

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2) What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
gum.

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3) What's the difference between being hungry and being horny?
where you put the cucumber.

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4) What are the three shortest words in the English language?
is it in?

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5) What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
a cherry float.

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6) Why are penises the lightest things in the world?
because even thoughts can raise them.

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7) What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
if we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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8) What do you call an Italian hooker?
a pasta-tute

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9) What's the worst thing about being a pedophile?
just trying to fit in

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10) Who's the biggest hoe in history? Ms. Pacman, because for 25 cents, she swallow balls until she die

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SORRY MY CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN KINDA SHITTY LATELY

if you noticed I haven't been editing, and some of them aren't even funny,

SORRY, BUT

I have been extremely busy with school and dance and I didn't really have time to update. I wanted to update for you guys so I hurriedly made one

so I'm going to make time

btw I'm going to start doing quote of the days because I have some really nice quotes I want to share (:

QOTD: Band-aids don't fix bullet holes.

Thanks for reading!

- Yana x.

STAY BOOTIFUL