Funny Comebacks

33: Riddles

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Chapter 33

1) How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

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2) You bury me when I'm alive, and dig me up when I'm dead. What am I?

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3) You are locked in the car and have a hammer. How do you get out?

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4) What is so delicate that even mentioning it could break it?

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5) What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?

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6) What do thieves get for stealing calendars?

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7) What happens when you throw a blue rock in a pink sea?

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8) Which dress can you not wear?

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9) What does a TV stand for?

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10) There once was a horse who won great fame. What do you think was the horse's name.

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ANSWERS

#1 - Only once. The next you'd be subtracting from 90.

#2 - A plant.

#3 - Just unlock the car.

#4 - Silence.

#5 - A pillow.

#6 - 12 months.

#7 - It sinks...

#8 - Address.

#9 - Nothing, they don't have legs.

#10 - What do you think.

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