Funny Comebacks

6: Blonde Jokes

Chapter 6: Blonde Jokes

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1) A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor, I'm hurting all over my body!" "That's odd," replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean." So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" He asked. "No I'm a blonde." she replies. "I thought so," He replied. He sighs and says, "Darling, your finger is broken."

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2) Brunette: I'll be the first brunette to walk on Mars!

Ginger: I'll be the first ginger to walk on Venus!

Blonde: I'll be the first blonde to walk on the sun!

Ginger: You'll burn up if you try.

Blonde: Don't worry, I'll go at night.

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3) A blonde, a red head, and a brunette, were all stranded in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Aww, I wish my friends were here."

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4) Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Because she can't find the 11.

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5) 2 blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know, I can't see."

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6) She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

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7) A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"

Her friend asked, "What's the capital of France?"

The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."

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8) A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.

She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop." The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone.

The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.

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9) What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

"I hope it's not mine."

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10) Death: It's your time, give me your hand!

Blonde: No! I know that if I don't touch you then I never die.

Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're sooooooo smart! High five!

Blonde: *high fives*

Death: Dumbass.

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Eh.

MFBJ(my favorite blonde joke): #2 and #3

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- Yana x.

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