Funny Comebacks

14: Yo Mama (2)

Chapter 14: Yo Mama (2)

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1) Yo mama so hairy that Bigfoot to her picture.

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2) Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

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3) Yo mama so stupid, she bought tickets to watch xbox live.

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4) Yo mama so fat, she broke the branch in the family tree.

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5) Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last month and it's still printing.

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6) Yo mama ugly, at the strip club, she get paid to keep her clothes on.

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7) Yo mama so ugly that when she went into the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

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8) Yo mama so fat, she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 episodes.

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9) Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and knew she was moving.

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10) Yo mama so stupid, she got locked up in a grocery store and starved to death.

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These were lame... but I was already late for updating but I still wanted to update.

it's better than nothing, right?

MFYMJ: #7

SOTD: Touchin' Lovin' by Trey Songz ft. Nicki Minaj

QOTD: What's your favorite food?

AOTD: I have a lot! can't name them all.

Thanks for reading!

- Yana x.

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