Funny Comebacks

2: Yo Mama

Chapter 2: Yo Mama

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1) Yo mama so ugly, at the strip club, she got paid to keep her clothes on.

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2) Yo mama so stupid, she yelled into an envelope because she was trying to send a voicemail.

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3) Yo mama so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she understands are KFC.

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4) Yo mama so black, when I shot her, the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight.

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5) What's the difference between a rooster and your mama?

A rooster says, "cockadoodledoo"

Yo mama says, "anycockledoo"

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6) Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale, Buzz Light year popped out and yelled, "To infinity, and beyond!"

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7) Yo mama so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them and shouted, "Wait! No! You forgot the remote!"

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8) Yo mama so fat, even Dora can't explore her.

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9) Yo mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

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10) Yo mama so fat, she sat on an iPod and made an iPad.

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So this is that!

MFYMJ (my favorite yo mama joke): #5

The "Yo Mama" Joke on #4 is not meant to offend african american people. Please don't take it seriously, it's just suppose to be for fun.

BUTTTTTTT ANYWAY

Song of the day: Go Away by Woop. I love that song

Question of the day: Would you rather spend 5 hours a day listening to nothing but Justin Bieber, or spend 5 hours a day listening to One Direction?

Answer of the day: I would rather listen to ONE DIRECTION because omg I love them.

Thanks for reading!

- Yana x.

STAY BOOTIFUL