Funny Comebacks

4: Pick Up Lines

Chapter 4: Pick Up Lines

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1) Me: Hey if I was a superman, guess which one I'd be?!

Girl: Iron Man, Superman, Batman?

Me: Your man.

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2) Me: Roses are red

Pickles are green

I like your legs

And what's in between!

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3) Me: If I was an astronaut, my first mission would be to Uranus.

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4) Me: Will you be my girlfrien?

Girl: You forgot the D.

Me: Don't worry, you'll be getting that later.

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5) My penis is so nice, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down.

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6) I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get.

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7) Me: Hey what's your nam-

Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Me: I have a math test tomorrow.

Girl: What does that have to do with anything?

Me: I'm sorry, I thought we were listing things we could cheat on.

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8) Me: Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.

Girl: Yeah I do, but I'm gonna need it in case I ever fall for that line.

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9) Hey my dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?

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10) Girl: Why are you following me?

Me: Well, my mom always says to follow your dreams.

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So this is that!

Idk if i should have like an updating schedule or something like that because i also have another story "Trapped in Walmart" so you can check that out if you want. I was thinking about updating this every Monday and my other story every Friday. But yeaa ill see how it all works out

MFPUL (my favorite pick up line): #7

BUTTTTTTT ANYWAY

SOTD: Anaconda by Nicki Minaj (i know you all know that song but I just luvv it)

QOTD: Would you rather have to eat 6 fish eyeballs, or eat a small frog?

AOTD: I would rather eat 6 fish eyeballs lol. Frogs creep me out so freaking much!

Thanks for reading!

- Yana x.

STAY BOOTIFUL