Funny Comebacks

11: Comeback (2)

Chapter 11: Comeback (2)

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1) Me: What are you staring at?

Girl: I don't know, something ugly!

Me: Bitch, I ain't no mirror!

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2) Bully: You know, you are what you eat!

Me: Maybe that's why you're such a dick!

Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

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3) Teacher: You failed your test.

Me: You failed to educate me.

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4) Boy: Will you marry me?

Girl: Sorry, I am a lesbian.

Boy: What's a lesbian?

Girl: I like to sleep with girls.

Boy: haha really? I am also a lesbian!

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5) Everytime I go to a wedding...

Grandparents: *poke* *poke* You're next. You're next!

Me: Next time I go to a funeral, I'll do the same shit to you. See how you like it.

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6) Me: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: What for?

Me: To slay the fucking dragon, bitch, what else?!

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7) *nerd phone rings in class*

Bully: Aww is that your mommy?

*whole class laughs*

Nerd: Nope, it was yours.

*whole class goes silent*

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8) Boy: Hey fat ass! Why are you so fat?

Fat kid: Because everytime I fuck your mother she gives me a cookie.

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9) Teacher: Anyone who think their stupid may stand up.

*nobody stands up*

Teacher: I'm sure their are some stupid students here!

*johnny stands up*

Teacher: Oh johnny you think you're stupid?

Johhny: No.. I just feel bad that you're standing alone.

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10) Teacher: Did you do your homework?

Me: Did you grade my test?

Teacher: I have other students' tests to grade.

Me: I have other teachers' homework to do.

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MFC(my favorite comeback): #4 #5 #6 #9 #10

SOTD: Own It by Drake

QOTD: Mcdonald's or Burger King?

AOTD: Micky D's.

Thanks for reading!

- Yana x.

STAY BOOTIFUL