A/N: this is also a new category! I can't really explain what it's about but you'll see. also, I'm changing my cover when I reach 2k so I just hope you guys will like the new cover that I designed!
Chapter 19: Teens Relate
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1) If you don't screenshot a message and send it to your bestfriend and ask "what do I say" are you really even bestfriends?
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2) I need a job that pays 5 million dollars a week.
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3) Phones get thinner and smarter. People get fatter and stupid.
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4) I have so much homework what movie should I watch.
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5) Let's play a game where you bring me food and I eat it.
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6) School isn't about learning anymore, it's about passing.
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7) I only understand like 9% of life.
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8) No you don't understand I have a good fashion sense but I don't have any money.
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9) Burger: $0.99 Salad: $5.99... and they wonder why everyone is fat.
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10) Sex scene on tv + parents in same room = awkward atmosphere.
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11) That moment when you open a pack of gum, and suddenly everyone is your best friend.
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12) Who decided popcorn was
the official movie food.-
13) If school isn't a place to sleep then home isn't a place to study.
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14) I'm like an iPhone. I lose energy without doing anything.
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15) I hate it when I forget something I really wanted to say.
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16) That moment of fear when you can't take a ring off your finger.
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17) My days are backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.
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18) 7 things we say at school:
- I'm tired.
- I'm cold.
- I don't get it.
- I hate everyone.
- I'm hungry.
- What time is it?
- I want to go home.-
19) The little dance your thumbs do when you aren't sure how to reply to a text.
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20) That moment when you finally get comfortable in bed and your mom/dad says "Come here".
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so if theirs any mistake on here feel free to point them out to me so I can fix them (:i updated on time!
QOTD: How was this new category?
btw, I do 20 numbers when I have a new category. otherwise it's only 10.
Thanks for reading!
- Yana x.
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