Funny Comebacks

31: Pick Up Lines

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Chapter 31

1) Can I borrow a kiss? I promise i'll give it back.

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2) You wanna know what's the best thing in my life? Read the first word of the previous sentence. ;)

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3) I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

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4) You remind me of my pinky toe, little, cute, and i'll probably bang you on the coffee table later tonight.

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5) If you were a pill, I'd overdose.

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6) Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

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7) I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

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8) On a scale from 1-10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.

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9) Did we have a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

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10) Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

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early update ;)