Wolfstar oneshots :)

No more getting drunk

!muggle AU! *sirius uses they/them*
Remus held onto Sirius hand as they entered the bar, James and lily went off somewhere and Peter was already at the bar
"Sirius look at me, don't do anything stupid, and don't drink too much or I will cut you off, I'm going to be over there" Remus pointed to a wall where all the people who looked sober were standing. It was Remus night to be designated driver and he knew Sirius was going to drink themselves to the point where they was passing out on Remus side
Remus held his water and watched as Sirius ordered a drink and turned to talk to the girl next to them. Remus watched lily and James dance and Peter was watching some girls dance
A girl, Cloudnt have been older then him layed next to him in the wall "designated driver?" Remus nodded "I'm Remus. You?" The girl smiled "lila.I'm watching that doofus" she pointed to a girl who was at the bar, next to Sirius actually. "Ha. The person next to her, that's Sirius, my partner" Lila laughed "he's seems cool" Remus sipped his water "they actually, Sirius uses they/them pronouns"
Lila flushed red and turned to remus "so sorry! They seem cool"
Remus smiled "yeah they are, we met during grade school." But Remus felt in arm on him, James. "Remus! Keys, keys to the car" he had lily on his arm "what? You're plastered, I'm driving." James shook his head "no! Sex! Car sex! Back seat!" Remus laughed a little and handed James the keys before turning back to look for Sirius
"I'm gonna go find Sirius, probably with your girlfriend so wanna come?" Lila nodded and they headed towards the dance floor but they weren't there. They went to the back hall toward the bathroom where Sirius was sitting on the floor with a glass of whiskey in their hand "Remus!" Sirius jumped up and hugged Remus kissing his cheek Remus laughed and steadied Sirius. Lilas girlfriend was standing smoking a cigarette "Remus, this sadie, sadie this is Remus" sadie smiled
"You're partner is plastered. They've been drinking non stop"
Remus laughed and looked down at Sirius who was kneeling trying tie their shoes "Sirius, babe stand up lemme get it" Sirius stood up and Remus bent down and tied their shoes "look at this prince! He even ties my shoes!" Remus laughed and stood up and pecked their lips. Remus pushed a hair behind their ear and turned to Lila "I've got to get them home. I'll give you my number?"
"We just moved to a apartment complex, um the old factory down the street."
"Oh wow! That's where we live, the old cigar factory. I can give you two a ride if you want"
Sadie and Lila smiled "yeah, thatd be great."
They all headed out to the car because a text from Peter said he was going to some girls house, lily and James were asleep in the third row of the car so Sirius shuffled in and sat down in the second while sadie and lila sat in the front next to Remus. Remus started up the car and started drive
"Sirius! Sit down! We're gonna get pulled over!" Sirius leaned over "but remmy I wanna be next to you...please rems" Sirius started to kiss Remus neck "Sirius sit down, not now."
"Please rems" Sirius voice was whiny
Lila laughed at the sight.
Then there was blue and red Lights behind us.
"Shit Sirius sit down" but they didn't and kept kitten licking at his neck as a cop walked next to the car. Remus rolled down the window and laughed "excuse me sir do you have a ID and registration?" Remus pulled out his paper work and handed it to the cop. "Sir have you been drinking?"
Remus laughed "no, no i We just came from a bar I'm the driver" Remus pushed Sirius off one last time "they're drunk. I'm not" the cop went to the car and came back with a breathalyzer test. Remus sighed and took the test "now blow"
Sirius laughed form the back seat "nah he sucks, fuck yeah he sucks real well" and Sirius slightly bucked their hips up the air almost as if they were imaging it all
Remus ignored them but the cop glared at Sirius.
"Okay, you're good to go but I'm going to follow you all back."
Remus nodded and waited for the cops to get back in his car before pulling away. Sirius was whining in the back seat mumbling things
"Okay, come on. Sirius get up" Remus pulled Sirius out of the back and James and lily climbed out. Lila and sadie followed us up
"We're room 205, I'll come by tomorrow" she hugged Remus and walked back down the hall. Sirius was tugging on Remus sweater "come on babe, let's get you to bed" Sirius pouted "no Rems I want a kiss" Remus bent down and kissed them while holding their face, he liked Sirius lip then pulled back "there. Come on let's go" Remus picked Sirius up and carried them to their bed
"Come on Rems...ugh fuck..please remus"
Sirius was now grinding on Remus chest and bucking their hips up
"Sirius why don't you take a shower, you're still drunk and I don't want to take advantage of you" Sirius rolled their head back on a pillow "that's even more sexy."
Remus scoffed and kissed Sirius cheek
"I'll get the water turned on" Remus left the room and headed to the bathroom brushed his teeth and walked back into their bedroom and Sirius was passed out. He knew this was going to happen because it always did, I mean come on, the friends went to that bar once a month and Sirius always did this, then every morning it was the same
"What did i do last night" and Remus would tell his partner the embarrassing horny shit they had done the night before and Sirius would promptly turn red with embarrassment and say "so sorry rems." And vouch coffee for a week and
"No more getting drunk."