Wolfstar oneshots :)

Thrifting

Modern au:) sex worker Remus‼️ also like no COVID exists in this, because I forgot while making the plot.
involves smut but isn't smut yk, preaching safe sex in this one Bcs I usually don't represent it in my other fics
As much and I don't wanna make it seem unimportant. Had to do a little research because i assume safe lesbian sex and safe gay sex are not the same lmao. Also I don't think I'll do smut as often as I have posted, because it sorta makes me uncomfortable because I am in fact a women (or at least I think I am, have been think I'm nb but not sure) anywaysss...it feels gross when I do it because I'm not a gay man.

"Good morning" Sirius voice was groggy and deep and Remus fought back a dizzy smile as he lifted his head to kiss Sirius cheek "morning" Sirius wrapped his arm around Remus waist "it's almost noon, we should really get up" Sirius was right, Remus knew this, they had a long day ahead of them and they needed to be on schedule
"Morning sex? Slow riding?" Sirius shook his head and opened the top drawer to his night stand "we only have oil based lube, and we ran out of internal condoms and you don't even like those, and it's not approved safe so it's still iffy,Really Remus we can pop out to the shops tonight and stick to blow jobs today"
Remus sighed but agreed, he wanted to keep Sirius safe and he knew Sirius wanted him safe too, so blow jobs it was
"Hm, come here" Sirius rolled onto Remus and straddled his hips. Remus grabbed his ass and kneaded it in one hand, letting his other fall lightly on his bare thigh. They had slept naked because summer was rounding the corner quickly and it was in the 90's during the day and the nights were humid and hot so sleeping with the window cracked so avoiding eye contact when the lovely old lady left the flat next door at the same time as them purely because they left their windows open too but she surely wasnt as active, Sounded bearable.

Sirius moaned into Remus mouth and quickly pulled away so he could shift his ass onto Remus upper chest, but not before grabbing baby wipes and cleaning himself and Remus. Sirius pumped Remus to full hardness before licking his way up and down Remus cock, kissing the shaft and teasing the tip with his tongue, biting back a moan as Remus' tongue teased his ass hole.
"Fuck, shit, Remus- cock, touch my cock" Remus tsked but grabbed Sirius cocked and tugged. Sirius head fell but he worked with it and kitten licked at Remus balls for a minute before moving back up to his cock and pumping it, suckling on the tip occasionally running his tongue over the slit while Remus mercilessly rimming him with no intent of slowing down or stopping, while luckily he came quickly so Remus torture stopped, but while Sirius sucked on Remus, Remus would occasionally blow on his hole, or suck on it a little, maybe even drool over it before rubbing it in with his thumb, really just toying with his ass while Sirius finished him off. It was only about five more minutes and Remus was coming ropes onto Sirius face and chest
"Fuck, come here" Sirius crawled up Remus chest and a kissed his jaw "at least were starting the day off great"

"SIRIUS!WERE GOING TO BE LATE" Sirius came out of the bedroom wearing bell bottom jeans and a crop tank top, along with platform boots which Remus hated because it made Sirius only Slightly shorter then him "you look stunning, really, but you know those shoes piss me off" Sirius kissed Remus cheek, wiping off the lipstick smudge it left "next time, but as you said, were running late" Sirius picked up the house keys and opened the door, and just as they left so did the little old lady from next door. Sirius Immediately dropped his head while Remus just avoided eye contact. And they both stepped into the elevator. Sirius was silently cursing himself for being loud that morning.
As they to left the lady dropped her bag, and on instinct Sirius picked it up and smiled as he handed them back "tea?"
"Hm?"
"Would you boys fancy some tea?"
Sirius was shit and this stuff, so Remus stepped in
"That sounds lovely, how's tomorrow at noon?"
The lady smiled and nodded before leaving
"What the fuck was that"
Remus slapped his arm "she's trying to be polite, maybe she can tell we're embarrassed and dosnt want us to be"
Sirius was embarrassed, he was definitely embarrassed.

"Okay so, pharmacy first or thrift store? We have to be at the cafe at 2, and it's 12, so I say pharmacy first" Sirius agreed and followed Remus to the pharmacy down the street "can we pick up some drinks to? We skipped breakfast" Remus nodded and handed Sirius his card who quickly flashed him a smile and pecked his lips before running off to the drink section

"Id like to pick up a prescription for Sirius black" the pharmacist went to the back and came back with a bottle
"And a prescription for Remus lupin"
Sirius came back with a bag, presumably with drinks in it and handed Remus the card "thank you"
They left together and headed to the thrift store which was right down the street. It was family owned and always had the cutest little things, not even specifically Clothing, one time Remus found the cutest little figurine of david Bowie.

"Rem, look at this shirt" Sirius held up a tshirt with a fairy on it, the background was green and he fell in love with it, so of course they bought it without a second thought, on the other hand remus found a skirt he thought would look amazing on Sirius so, he bought it.
"It's almost 2, we have to go" Sirius reluctantly left, he was so happy to be at the store, he had waited all week for it because Remus had a ton jobs and was all over London, and he wanted to go with Remus but of course the only day he was home all day they had made plans with lily and James too. Sirius loved lily and James, dont get him wrong, just Somtimes he wanted some alone time with Remus and he did feel a twinge sometimes knowing there were other people sleeping with Remus, probably more then he did but he always tried to be as understanding as he could towards Remus work because he or loves Remus with his entire body and soul.
"Can we make brunch quick? I wanted to get home with you soon, and of course I would say we could just spend some time together tomorrow but we're having tea with the lady next store and I just-"
"We'll be home by four, I promise. " Remus smiled and Sirius and kissed his forehead "thank you."