Anna: Hello, viewers. Here we are, with a wonderful albeit dangerous dare from @popsicalowl23 . We report from outside my room, where Merida is currently sleeping over...
Rapunzel: Wait... Why isn't she staying in Elsa's room? There's enough room...
Anna: Long story...
Elsa: We have time... She sleeps like a bear, no pun!
Rapunzel: Do bears sleep deeply?
Elsa: I don't know... We should ask her sometime...
Rapunzel: She might think that's a bit insensitive...
Anna: Girls, shush! To cut a long story short, she finds you annoying.
Rapunzel: I'm not annoying! Why does she find me annoying? Why doesn't she find you annoying?
Anna: Um... Cos I'm not...
Rapunzel: Oh, no offence!
Anna: Minimal taken... As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted...
Rapunzel: So I'm rude AND annoying now?
Elsa: Calm down, Punzie!
Rapunzel: Grrrrrrr
Elsa: You've been spending too much time around Hiccup...
Anna: Hiccunzel!
Rapunzel: No way! Noooooooooooo way! I mean he's sweet and all...
Anna: Uh huh?
Rapunzel: He's... He's nice but... I have Eugene! Aha! I'm taken!
Elsa: It took you a little too long to remember that...
Rapunzel: Well... This isn't about me! This is about you know who, and her you know whats, and *indicates hair straighteners* these! And then we'll see who's hair's longer! Ha!
Anna: Sorry for that digression, viewers, now...
Elsa: Why are you talking to that box Anna?
Anna: It's a camcorder! Look! This button turns it on, and this one...
Elsa: Why've you even got a... Camcorder?
Anna: So I can put the footage on YouTube. And then it will go all over the world... And it'll reach millions of views and we'll get loads of money and Mer will really struggle to get me back... It'll go viral (whatever that is)!
Elsa: We don't need money, Anna!
Anna: But I do need to prank Merida...
Rapunzel: Yeah! Get her back for calling me annoying! Can I press a button...?
Elsa: I'm not sure if that's a good...
*bzzzzzzz clang bang boom fizz pop whoosh clunk* *slap* *slap* *slap*
Anna: Punzie! What did you do?
Rapunzel: I just pressed the button...
Elsa: You're wasting time, guys. Let's just go in, and get this job done!
Anna: Bob the Builder, can he fix it?
Elsa: ?
Anna: Never mind... Well, viewers, we're going in...
Rapunzel: Anna, your magical box isn't working, remember!
Anna: I know... But there are still people on Wattpad who could recreate this an make it go viral... There's still hope...
*Elsa pushes open door quietly*
*Merida is asleep in bed, snoring*
*Rapunzel plugs in straighteners*
Anna: *with creepy face* Let's get started...
THE NEXT MORNING
Rooster: COCKADOODLEDOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anna: Em... We live in a castle, not a farm...
Bell: DING!
Elsa: A bell? Do people in the 22nd Century usually get waken up by bells?
Jack: 21st Century... And no, we get waken up by alarm clocks, honey.
Elsa: What are they?
Jack: Horrible inventions which ruin your sleep and tear you from your bed...
Elsa: Like an Axe Murderer?
Jack: Similar... Anyways, let's start again...
THE NEXT MORNING
Nothing-in-particular: Meep.
Merida: *wakes up and yawns* Och... Nice weather today, isn't it Ginger Ninja?
*silence*
Merida: Ginger Ninja?
*Merida gets up and wanders over to Anna's bed, which is empty*
Merida: *conveniently thinking out loud* That's odd... Anna's never usually up before 10...
*Wanders over to window* *sees reflection*
Merida: Wha...
*runs over to mirror*
Merida: No... She didn't... ANNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Rapunzel: My hair's still longer than hers! HA! ASK DARE COMMAND and laugh at Merida with long hair...
Elsa: I feel bad that Anna got the blame for it...
Hiccup: Speaking of Anna... When's her wedding?
Elsa: Oh yeah! The invitations are going to come out next week!
Jack: Yay!
Rapunzel: *cough* Janna *cough*
Elsa: I'm right here...
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Random TANGLED fact:
Mother Gothel actually died of old age, not the fall. By the time she reached the ground, she was already dead...
And by the way...
Prizes from the competition will be distributed very soon if they haven't already... Although the Grand Prize may take some time...
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