Hiccup: Thank you, @change_your_fate... Full question:
Merida: Snog, Marry, Avoid, Push off a cliff out of Hic, Jack, Peter Pan and Captain Hook?
Merida: Pffffttt... Mmmm, well, I know who I'd push off a cliff...
Rapunzel: Hook?
Merida: Noooooooo, blondie! Jack!
Jack: Hey!
Anna: OOOOOOOHHHH! Jarida's fighting!
Jarida: ò.ó
Anna: Sorry... Continue...
Merida: So, Jack, Push off a cliff... Marry Peter Pan... Mmmmmm... Now this is hard...
Hiccup: Oh, thanks.
Merida: No problem... mmmmmm... Can I avoid both of you? You're so similar!
Hiccup: What?!
Elsa: No, you can't...
Merida: Shut it, Snowflake! Well... I wouldn't really want to snog Hiccup, but when it comes down to it, I wouldn't want to snog Captain Hook, either... His moustache is weird, and his chin's really long and pointy... And I bet he smells... So, out of default, I'd have to kiss Dragon Weirdo over here...
Jack: Wait, you'd kiss Hiccup?! And push me off a cliff?
Merida: Yep, and if you're annoying, I'll make that statement reality!
Jack: *gulp*
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Merida: Hi. Thanks so much for reading. Good to know you can, unlike someone I know... It means the world to us. You've heard it before... but ASK, DARE, COMMAND! See you later, alligator... Or crocodile, as in the crocodile in... An well...
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Random FROZEN facts:
And it's a double whammy...
❄Josh Gad, who played Olaf, improvised most of his lines! Now that's talent!
❄This is a little complicated, but here goes...
FROZEN, TANGLED and THE LITTLE MERMAID are all linked!
Elsa and Anna's mom and dad were travelling to Rapunzel and Flynn's wedding when they hit a storm off Denmark and their ship sank. Soon after, Ariel finds the ship (the ship wreck in THE LITTLE MERMAID). Geographically, it makes sense, as Norway, Denmark and Germany are all piled on top of each other on a map, and you'd have to sail around Denmark to reach Germany...
True? Maybe not... But cool, right?
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