Elsa: Thank you @SnowflakeSisters
Merida: Ew.
Hiccup: Yuck.
Rapunzel: Mericcup forever!
Merida: Ugh, Mericcup is a complete abomination!
Rapunzel: C'mon! It's cute!
Merida: Cute? He's even uglier that Jack!
Hiccup: And she isn't exactly a super model...
Merida: That's what everyone loves about me!
Jack: Apart from Hiccup, clearly.
Merida: Who asked you to butt in?
Jack: Fate...
Merida: Don't joke about that, laddie!
Hiccup: Anyway... The date...
Merida: No. No way. I'm not going. Goodbye everyone.
Rapunzel: We have your brothers hostage!
Merida: No, you don't. That was just a ploy to manipulate Hiccup.
Rapunzel: Busted...
Hiccup: So you never even had Toothless?
Jack: Are you surprised? Punz didn't even know he was male until last chapter!
Rapunzel: Exactly! But if you don't cooperate, we can soon make that lie the truth....
Hiccup: Nooooooo!
Merida: Pffff, what do I care? Bye everyone!
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Elsa_Raging_Storm: Don't worry! This isn't the end of the Mericcup date fiasco... I just decided to divide it into two parts to build up the suspense and whatnot... The next chapter will be posted shortly... These chapters are like The Deathly Hallows, Mockingjay and Hijack - better off apart.
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