Merida: Merci @Labrats298
Rapunzel: Merida... 😠
Jack: Stop with the multi-lingual stuff, guys! Not everyone speaks Italian or whatever you're speaking today!
Hiccup: It's French...
Jack: EXACTLY!
Merida: Fine...
Anna: So... More Hiccelsa, huh?
Hiccup: 😰
Rapunzel: Hiccup! Don't be such a killjoy! We have toothless, remember?
Hiccup: You're just blackmailing me now...
Rapunzel: That's the point!
Hiccup: I'll do it... As long as afterwards you set Toothless free!
Jack: Okay... But only if the date's good...
Elsa: Guys, stop with the bribery and blackmail! The date will be fine!
Hiccup: ...
Elsa: c'mon Hicc! It can be a friendly date!
Rapunzel: 😱
Elsa: I mean... As friends... Not... Oh well...
Hiccup: So where should this three chapter long date take place?
Elsa: How about... Uh... The park?
Anna: Nonononono! If you're gonna do his, you've gotta do it properly! And that's why I've enlisted my other love expert friend...
Rapunzel: Aaaaaaaahhhhh! Another troll?!
????????: Nope!
*olaf bursts through the door*
Olaf: Hey! I'm Olaf, and I like warm hugs!
Rapunzel: OLAF!!! Ohmigod I'm you're biggest fan! Will you sign my t-shirt? And my poster? And my irritating talking doll?
Olaf: (to Anna) she's craaaaaaazzzy....
Anna: Only a little bit... Anyway, Olaf is here to give you some advice for your date!
Olaf: I am?
Anna: Yeah! (Olaf we've been through this!)
Olaf: Uh, okay... Well...you should start with something BIG... Like Marshmallow! But not big like marshmallow... Bigger! And warmer! Like summer!
Elsa: So... Like a picnic? Or a trip to the beach?
Olaf: No! Like... A restaurant!
Anna: Perfect, Olaf! We'll book you in for tonight!
Hiccup: I really don't think...
Olaf: Me neither! C'mon... Uh... Sven...
Elsa: Olaf, this is Hiccup!
Olaf: Whoa! Should I get you some water for that?
Elsa: Ugh... No, that's his name!
Olaf: Oh, hey That! (believe me Elsa, you can do a lot better than That!)
Jack: *facepalm*
Merida: Anyway... enough creepy talking snowmen... To your date!
AT THE RESTAURANT...
Elsa: Well... This is nice, isn't it!
Hiccup: Yeah... It's kind of... Stuffy...
Elsa: Yeah...
Hiccup: So... The weather's been nice in Arendelle...
Elsa: Yeah! So what's Berk like?
Hiccup: Well... It snows 9 months of the year, and hails the other three... It's not really... Temperate...
Elsa: It sounds... Magical.
Hiccup: Ha, you could say that!
Waiter: Good evening! Can I get you any drinks tonight?
Elsa: A champagne, please!
Hiccup: Do you have any rum?
Waiter: I'm sorry, we don't.
Hiccup: Grog?
Waiter: My apologies...
Hiccup: Fanta?
Waiter: Um... Okay, I'll get to it.
Elsa: *chuckle*
Hiccup: What?
Elsa: Nothing...
FIVE MINUTES LATE
Hiccup: Mmmmm... Gotta love Fanta! *slurp*
Everyone in the restaurant: *that expression that people give you when you're being a complete loony miscreant*
Elsa: Um... Hiccup, this restaurant's quite posh... You might want to slurp a bit quieter?
Hiccup: Okay... Do you wanna try some?
Elsa: Um... *glances at everyone else* Okay... What is it?
Hiccup: It's Fanta! Jack introduced me to it the other day!
Elsa: Jack did that?
Hiccup: Yeah! It's kind of fizzy orange juice... but not gone off kind of fizzy...
Elsa: Cool!
Hiccup: He talks about you a lot, you know.
Elsa: Who, Jack?
Hiccup: Yeah! How do you actually feel about Jack? It's okay, you can trust me. I won't tell the others.
Elsa: Well...
Waiter: And what do you want for your starter tonight?
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@Elsa_Raging_Storm: Mwahahah... I'm so evil, delaying the answer like that! But don't worry! It's coming soon! ASK, DARE, COMMAND...
Oh yeah, and check out Shipping Dictionary by @Change_Your_Fate ... It helps massively if your new to the shipping world, and it's hilarious if not! If you're already reading it - well done, you're amazing! Some day, you may even be as much of a fangirl as Rapunzel!
Bye for now!
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